The last two champions you summoned are trying to kill you
While the first champion you formed a contract with is trying to save you
How fucked are you?
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No idea who was the first one.
For me its Jarvan and Renekton trying to kill me meanwhile pantheon is uhh.. just baking a cake.. welp I'm screwed ..
Garen trying to save me from Poppy and Gangplank
I might be alright
and 
hunting down me and,
spends a year scrolling through own match history
discounting the tutorial, 
with Distortion 
, a 
, and two 
.
Meanwhile, is running 14/9/30 with 210 MR.
Ummm...I have a major issue...
saving me...From 
? Are you kidding me...
and 
are trying to kill me.
(Disclaimer: Going a LONG ways back, so not 100% sure who was my first champ outside of the tutorial)
is trying to save me.
So long as I don't become the villain I should be fine .__.
and 
are chasing after me
and after looking through my match history its apparently 
coming to save me with no items whatsoever
So yeah I'm completely fucked
and want me dead.
with 
will save me.
are trying to kill me
is trying to save me
Okay, so by "contract" I'm going to assume "mained".
is trying to save me from 
and 
So 
is saving me from....
I'll be alright as long as Lux can do some dank combos and shield me
Omega Squad 
and High Noon 
are trying to kill me?
wow, how coincidental. Now my own mains are coming back to bite me in the butt.
And on this computer, my first game, I'll consider this my contract, because I mained her for a while, was a Freljord 
game, so looks like I might be absolutely screwed
vs 
It all depends on if he lands the stun.