Ahri gives you and your main this look at the pool
what happens next? http://i.imgur.com/UBfc1Gu.jpg All comments must be kept at a rating of at most PG-13 this is non-negotiable <3~
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Hey
Giggles
Do you have a moment to talk about Demaci-(Gets hit in the face by a beach ball) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE???
DEMACIA IS LIFE
THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF THIS "JOKE" THAT'S BEEN OVERUSED TO HELL AND BACK! THIS IS OVER (Hold up torn remain of a pool noodle, it then forms into a whole one. She lunges towards Garen)
THE GLORY OF DEMACIA WILL NEVER FADE! (Straps 2 plastic buckets to his shoulders and charges at Riven wielding a pool noodle)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Blows whistle) NO RUNNING AT THE POOLSIDE!
sorry...
yeah sorry... :(
Me:"Ooohh~" Dreamily walks towards Ahri
Sticks her arm out in front of me "Hold it right there, bud."
Me:"What??"
"I think she may have charmed you."
Me:"What makes you say that?"
"Well, first of all she kind of does that all the time. Second of all you're gay af."
Me:"Oh. Yeah."
I'll be honest, I can't imagine a PG-13 way this would end, or maybe I'd just prefer not to.
Look at that...
does a cute pose
So beautiful... So majestic... So perfect...
flashes a charming smile!
I'm... I'm going to go over there and... talk to him...
...wait, what?
winks at Shyvana
*Looks at *
*Looks at 
*
Passes out from Blood Loss
evolves into sexy tuxedo
(looks at me)
...what?
She's looking at you.
She can't be looking at me, you're the one with abs looking like they were chiseled out of granite.
(watches Ahri wave at me) She saw me, looked surprised, then pointed at you, then giggled like a schoolgirl.
...well she did attend the prestigious Runeterra Academy... so, you're not pulling my leg?
As amusing as it would be to do so, no. (shoves me in her direction) Go ahead, champ.
...I'm not sure I can do this.
(grabs me and tosses me towards her, nearly colliding into her) I'm sure you'll find a way.
Are you alright?!
My spleen...
: "Ha! You think you are beautiful?!"
: Ahri... why are you looking so outrageous?
: You look very shiny and strong... i like that.
: Thanks i have 3K HP and 300 armor. Also all these gems.
: Gem man, there are motions i would like to show you.
: Hey he's mine!... i mean hi Illaoi, whats going on?
: slowly goes backwards
: Say that one more time and im going to show you how i test spirits.
: runs away
Meanwhile in the targon chill zone
: Well as i thought, only screaming senseless words but not even good enough to beat a celestial dragon in a game he doesn't even really know. What was this game called again?
: CHESS YOU FCKN PI-
: God why is there even a chill zone for people that hate each other? This is so stupid.
: Well riot said if we don't stay here for atleast 2 hours we are getting ner-
: Nobody cares about you Diana.
: Thats what my parents said before they left me... 
: Eh... hello everyone.
: Wait, riot is seriously putting this guy on Mount Targon?
: Yeah... i guess.
: Oh hey Taric, nice to see you again. Still too tacky.
: Well atleast he looks like a true warrior with this nice bejewled armor unlike anyone of you.
: Pantheon im probably the aspect of peace so i don't thin-
: GET OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB PIECE OF-
: Note taken: Targonians are not only stupid, they also have serious anger issues.
: I already regret even going here.
Starts throwing meeps
Stares into the distance contemplating life... and meeps
stares at .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZQoymJYlgY ensues.
;)
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Wukong... she's looking at me... what do I do? O.O
: Go up and say hi. it's that easy :D
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Okay, here I go wish me luck buddy
: Go get her champ ;)
I walk over
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png https://boosteria.org/img/abilities/Ahri/Ahri_E.png
I walk into the pool
: LOL XD
: That never gets old :3
high five each other
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : why do I keep falling for that T_T
You bang her?
: "10/10, would use Q again. Amirite, Tahm?
http://img2.leaguecraft.com/skins/asset/skin_1346599022_760px_12441_2.jpg%22 "Amirite?"
still waiting for Riot to make a pool party ahri skin.. plz rito plz
+6
looks at me and Vel'Koz
looks at me
looks at Ahri
looks at me
looks at Ahri
looks at me
looks at Ahri
looks at me
"Shou
Me: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!
eats her. Nom.
You post an image of ahri (in swimwear!) and expect us to keep it pg 13? You monster! /s
Me : Dude look
: ...
I AM ASCENDED!
Me: WTF? WHY DID YOU ULT HER?
Seemed like a cool idea considering my V/O line.
Me: NO YOU IDIOT, SHE'S JUST GOING TO CHARM US AND KILL US BOTH NOW!
Coo Coo Coo Coo
Me: Great. Now you act like nothing happened. JUST GREAT.
COO! >=(
Yeah. I'm not very good at this.
I pull out a mirror and start fapping
: U-um.. Hello?
Me: I FUCKING KNEW ANIME WAS REAL
I'm sorry but I can't post anything under PG-13 to fit with this.
But Ahri isn't PG-13
I'd walk toward her, fall in the pool. Start drowning and get saved by 
.
: Feet are strange.
Me: Casually reading a book
: Hey!
Me: What?
: Ahri's looking at you!
Me: Looks up Yep, she is. Continues reading
: So go talk to her!
Me: You go talk to her!
: Why would I! She's looking at you!
Me: Because I'm too lazy! Gets hit with a banana Ow! Ow! Fine! I'll go! You're supposed to be a healer, stop hurting me!
Me: Stalls What would I even say?
: Just say hi, start a conversation.
Me: You mean I actually have to talk!?
: Sigh You're unbelievable.
Me: How about I just wave back? That'll be fine right? Waves
: Giggles
Me: There, now can I go back to reading?
: Facepalm
Does the thing in the picture
Me: Hey, uh... Shen.
?
Me: Gestures towards Ahri
...I don't see the issue.
Me: The issue is you're not returning any gesture.
Shrugs I suppose some things must be done.
casually walks up to
Ahri's eyes light up as Shen approaches
Walks past Ahri and teleports off
Me: SHEN!
Looks heartbroken, tears well up in her eyes
Me: N-no, no, it's okay! He's... different from other men. I'm sure he was just shy. Yeah, that's it!!!
Me: (murmuring to self) I'm going to freaking kill him...
Dunkmaster I'm gonna dunk her body so hard.
Me: Don't
Dunkmaster I'M GONNA!
Me: No.
Dunkmaster I have to deal with a sausage fest in locker rooms, I NEED this.
Me: Darius, PG-13.
I'm sitting RIGHT HERE, guys...
Me: It's a trap, isn't it?
Yup. I tried 3 times already, I got hit by a beach ball, a pool noodle and fell in the pool.
Me: Wait, you already tried 3 times?
Dude, I said it was a trap. Leave it.
: pst I got you buddy.
: What do you mean?
: CANNONBALL!!!!
As an main this makes no sense.
looks at me
Fist bump
THE PARTY IS ON!!!
Time to eat that
Me: Dud. PG-13
...Fox
: Taric why is that person staring at you
: No idea, she gives me the creeps.
: Have you seen Ezreal?