Your last played Champion has their own Food Establishment

Kuzja1··8 votes·1,467 views

So after listening to that hilarious tape recording in Metal Gear Solid V called "The Hamburgers of Kazuhira Miller," I found out that Miller had a food establishment in the Metal Gear Canon called "Miller's Maxi Buns." Yeah, he didn't really have good buns there. But the Chemical Burger sounds good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUSpk-gjEuA

If your champion has their own food establishment, what would they call it and what would be their special?

(Artwork made in Deviantart by Haganegirl) http://haganegirl.deviantart.com/art/Miller-s-Maxi-Burgers-558978695

20 Comments

duludem33314 votes

Azir the order is given

Ryùuzaki3 votes

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Azir the order is given

lmao best one

Murphys Lawyer12 votes

Urgot Burgot King.

Lord Boltrix8 votes

Mordekaiser Welcome to Malicious Metal, the most metal restaurant on the planet.

Darius ...ey Morde, isn't that the name of one of your fans?

Mordekaiser (nods) It's a good name.

Garen Why do you even have a restaurant?

Mordekaiser This is my band's contractual 3-month break period, and I er... found out I'm going to be needing more income in a few months.

Skarner ...how many months?

Mordekaiser (glares at Skarner) ...nine.

Darius Garen Skarner Ohhhhhhh!

Nechronia7 votes

Insert iron chef joke

Kitty Darkstar6 votes

Leona Sunshine Bakery. Pantheon works there.

Hotlin3 Fling6 votes

Twitch Sewer Skewers fine dining. A place where you can buy the finest rotten cheese in runeterra

4thHorsman4 votes

Quinn "Only the freshest squirrels and rabbits, caught daily by Valor!"

Blue Moon Wolf3 votes

MonkeyKing "Welcome to WuDecoys! your food will be gone in a second or less, or your money back ;)"

Singady3 votes

Garen: Excuse me waiter, nothing on this menu has a price on it? Waiter Thresh : well, what is the worth of a soul?

Jean Genie3 votes

Renekton Hack and Slash Butcher

drbob20122 votes

Volibear would open up a log cabin in the woods themed restaurant (not the horror movie Cabin in the Woods, just a normal, peaceful log cabin owned by a bear). Then his specialty is going to be fresh caught salmon grilled and presented with a honey glaze.

Vibrating Hotdog2 votes

Malphite Rock Solid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

http://i.imgur.com/WWxgKAD.jpg

Bottom Laner2 votes

Lux She serves light meals :D Aaaaand I got banned from it...

Stars Shaper1 votes

AetherwingKayle Bakes the best Utopies

Ryùuzaki1 votes

Vi Piltover's finest Cookies !

MagicDragon3001 votes

Zed's Shadow Shantee. Serving Shen Daddy Stew since 2012

Harmonious Sound1 votes

Cassiopeia Her pub Tonics and Toxins, come and pick your poison

Drackolus1 votes

Soraka It's all bananas.

Nami It's all sushi.

Taric It's all gems.

FlamingAngel1231 votes

Blitzcrank The Crank Shack Where we serve tasty adcs

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