When my female co-workers learned that i give shoulder massages.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif

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I see that you didn't run from your male co-workers. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Whenever i hang out with my guy friends ill be sitting on the couch, David will come over, sit on the floor between my legs and say

"Wyatt, I am in pain. Help"

That's what i get for being godly at massages. The only person that gives me good massages is my girlfriend, one of the many reasons i love her :3

I can give a mean massage... But many people think I'm to psychotic to be trusted to give one...

I'm normal I swear... Everyone has a voice in their head telling them to kill someone