Oh god no....

http://markou000.deviantart.com/art/BE-A-MAN-321472195 artist

"Let's get down to business--to defeat the Noxians. Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you"

"Whats.....going on?"

"Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center You are sure to win You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you!"

"Allright we get it.....you can stop now..."

"Must be as swift as a crossing river. ~ With all force of a great typhoon. ~ With all the strength of a raging fire. ~ Mysterious as... the dark side of... THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"

"Stop....please."

"Time is racing toward us till the Noxians arrive Heed my every order and you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home, you're through How could I make a man out of you?"

"Please......No more...."