What do your top three have in common?

Notorious for Kill-Steals.

Notorious for Kill-Steals.

Notorious for making all 9 other players have a bad time.
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i should change him with aatrox for more masterpiece.

Nobody likes fighting them.

They average at 2 eyes a person.

All of them have AP and AD ratios, use for CDR and shadows (for MF and Kat, it's the shadows between their boobs).

"Go away and leave me alone."

Uh...not much

umm...... they're all guys .__. (One of these things are not like the others_)
I'm dead inside....SATISFIED???!!!!!!
http://a.fod4.com/images/GifGuide/michael_scott/tumblr_lk20sdFqj71qe0wclo1_500.gif

Do you like dying before you can fight back?
... dear god.

[slayer-jinx-wink]
High skill cap.
I have no idea.

Notorious for being the low-key rage inducers that are never quite as annoying as assassins and slayers but still make people go berserk (especially on the forums)
95% of the champs I play are female

Um... they have... things on their, uh, heads.
And they're purple-pinkish?

I've got nothing here.
= They all can Mid-lane?

Nothing I ever do is skill.
uhh... they all have green in their splash arts?

They're all women known for obnoxious levels of poke in lane. They've all had to be nerfed for the sheer amount of early game potential they have.

Most obviously they are all ranged. Also they all wear goggles on their head for dubious reasons, but have seemingly never considered putting them on their eyes.
They're all women and can kite like no tomorrow.
also if you count my 4th
They all do a lot of damage and can outplay people ^-^