Graves can say asses, paint enemies red and spill their guts on the docks

Jixx·Jul 24, 2015·125 votes·4,487 views

But he can't have his cigar.

Rito pls

45 Comments

Kal Vas FlamJul 24, 201545 votes

Fizz can be naked, but Graves can't have a cigar.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegendsoficial/images/b/b0/Fizz_Render.png/revision/20150512155153?path-prefix=es

Mecha MaIphiteJul 24, 201520 votes

stop oppressing me

Gentleman GemsJul 25, 201526 votes

Gragas Esq can have a Cigarette, but Graves can have a Cigar http://www.leagueoflegendsskins.com/images/champions/splash/Gragas_4.jpg and yes his in game model has it too

KING OF MASKSJul 25, 201515 votes

Wow, that's actually the best reasoning I've seen so far.

PartholonianJul 25, 20154 votes

This surprised me too, when I played against a Gragas Esq. recently, after hearing about the Graves smoking censorship.

But if there really are countries where smoking is considered more serious than murder, then Riot will probably deal with the inconsistency by taking away Gragas Esq's cigarette too.

MeªtJul 25, 201523 votes

Singed can literally commit chemical genocide

but Graves cannot make the choice whether he wants to puff on the dirt or not

TeslabladeJul 25, 201522 votes

Ahri can be a flat-out hentai character... innuendos are NOTHING compared to the dangers of tobacco. That stuff deals INSANE Damage-Over-Time.

5000000000000000Jul 25, 201518 votes

Hidden passive: After 5 years of playing Graves, you may randomly lose health.

Ariel the CruelJul 25, 20155 votes

Kalista Hidden passive: after 2 years of playing tumor, you may loose use of a hand.

ZeUberOmegaZoidJul 25, 20152 votes

Ziggs Hidden passive: After 3 year of playing, you no longer hear the announcer (Now I can stop titling when the enemy riven goes legendary)

CreationFlawJul 24, 201518 votes

Gromp can 1v1 me but Graves can't have a cigar ,_,

ManwalrusJul 24, 201518 votes

The GP announcer can say "YOU'VE LOST YOUR INNARDS!!" But Graves can't have a cigar...

JofeyyJul 25, 201523 votes

"CARVE THEIR EYES OUT!"

Bruh chill...

Thrill MoentralJul 25, 20155 votes

{quoted}

"CARVE THEIR EYES OUT!"

Bruh chill...

And there is Quinn too. ''Gouge 'em, Valor! ''

ZeUberOmegaZoidJul 25, 201512 votes

Teemo is a squirrel with ptsd Ammumu has chronic depression Gragas has a drinking problem Ahri is a fuking hentai character Rengar can fuking kill someone IN 0.1 FUKING SECONDS

But graves can't have a cigar.

Phil FlyJul 25, 20154 votes

*0.01

PokladnicaZlaJul 25, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Teemo is a squirrel with ptsd Ammumu has chronic depression Gragas has a drinking problem Ahri is a fuking hentai character Rengar can fuking kill someone IN 0.1 FUKING SECONDS

But graves can't have a cigar.

Isn't Teemo a honey badger?

5000000000000000Jul 25, 20151 votes

Nope, he is Satan.

RikariJul 25, 201511 votes

Graves can cuss,Shoot down people,commit crimes,be blinded by rage,but the minute he gets to smoking everyone loses their minds.

SolaxoJul 25, 201511 votes

We can murder a child (Annie), but a cigar? Hell no!

Remlap1223Jul 25, 201510 votes

Miss Fortune's so hot now I can't' play this game two handed anymore, but Graves can't have ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CIGAR!!!???

iainB85Jul 25, 20159 votes

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/63/6327a399cfd6e3a620585ab05834d841be60d27e98ea78cb60680bc46584057c.jpg

woobeeJul 25, 20159 votes

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Graves/Background His main lore includes wine, the words "pisswater", "son of a bitch", "damn", and "bastard". His entire gameplay revolves around shooting other people to attempt to kill them. And he can't have what many others enjoy as a pastime in the real world. He can't have. A fucking cigar.

FancyKiwiJul 24, 20157 votes

Dunkmaster Darius says "Whose court is this? Damn right it's mine!" in game but graves can't have a cigar.

OperationDEEZ1Jul 25, 20156 votes

It's also heavily implied he blew a man's head clean off, after taking off his leg.

ZorsusJul 25, 20153 votes

not to mentions shooting someone's insides from their back. then saying "son of a bitch"

ChimewlanJul 25, 20155 votes

Teemo can poison everywhere, troll a game, and is the embodiment of Satan

Yet Graves can't have a cigar

EmbertineJul 24, 20152 votes

Posted this in the wrong place. But is still relevant.

JixxJul 24, 201516 votes

{quoted}

Posted this in the wrong place. But is still relevant.

How so? It's a meme.

IcyPepperJul 25, 20153 votes

And the joke threads can be considered a game too

Ariel the CruelJul 25, 20151 votes

Wait... Does someone actually know what a meme is? O_O

JofeyyJul 24, 20152 votes

I thought this immaterially as i was reading the story.

Spizzle9000Jul 25, 20152 votes

-turns on the part of "Take Me to Church" when the dude's singing "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen!"-

BladeworkedJul 25, 20152 votes

I know this fun and all, but seriously, it's getting annoying. We can't always get what we want. We don't get a good balance and art team, can't get Traditional skins, don't get a good refund policy, can't get a good VU for a certain character, don;t get a cigar, blah blah.

Life goes on.

JixxJul 26, 20152 votes

[{quoted}](name=Nox Eternum,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=7xvtUJjN,comment-id=0010,timestamp=2015-07-25T05:59:07.495+0000)

I know this fun and all, but seriously, it's getting annoying. We can't always get what we want. We don't get a good balance and art team, can't get Traditional skins, don't get a good refund policy, can't get a good VU for a certain character, don;t get a cigar, blah blah.

Life goes on.

You're missing the point, sir. :( We're all completely over them taking his cigar away, at this point it's just one giant joke.