Graves can say asses, paint enemies red and spill their guts on the docks
But he can't have his cigar.
Rito pls
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Fizz can be naked, but Graves can't have a cigar.
Gragas Esq can have a Cigarette, but Graves can have a Cigar http://www.leagueoflegendsskins.com/images/champions/splash/Gragas_4.jpg and yes his in game model has it too
can literally commit chemical genocide
but 
cannot make the choice whether he wants to puff on the dirt or not
Ahri can be a flat-out hentai character... innuendos are NOTHING compared to the dangers of tobacco. That stuff deals INSANE Damage-Over-Time.
The GP announcer can say "YOU'VE LOST YOUR INNARDS!!" But Graves can't have a cigar...
Gromp can 1v1 me but Graves can't have a cigar ,_,
Teemo is a squirrel with ptsd Ammumu has chronic depression Gragas has a drinking problem Ahri is a fuking hentai character Rengar can fuking kill someone IN 0.1 FUKING SECONDS
But graves can't have a cigar.
Graves can cuss,Shoot down people,commit crimes,be blinded by rage,but the minute he gets to smoking everyone loses their minds.
We can murder a child (Annie), but a cigar? Hell no!
Miss Fortune's so hot now I can't' play this game two handed anymore, but Graves can't have ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CIGAR!!!???
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Graves/Background His main lore includes wine, the words "pisswater", "son of a bitch", "damn", and "bastard". His entire gameplay revolves around shooting other people to attempt to kill them. And he can't have what many others enjoy as a pastime in the real world. He can't have. A fucking cigar.
Dunkmaster Darius says "Whose court is this? Damn right it's mine!" in game but graves can't have a cigar.
It's also heavily implied he blew a man's head clean off, after taking off his leg.
Teemo can poison everywhere, troll a game, and is the embodiment of Satan
Yet Graves can't have a cigar
Posted this in the wrong place. But is still relevant.
-turns on the part of "Take Me to Church" when the dude's singing "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen!"-
I thought this immaterially as i was reading the story.
I know this fun and all, but seriously, it's getting annoying. We can't always get what we want. We don't get a good balance and art team, can't get Traditional skins, don't get a good refund policy, can't get a good VU for a certain character, don;t get a cigar, blah blah.
Life goes on.
lol the same exact thoughts i was having when i was reading the lore xD
I cant play Dota 2 for shit.... but Graves can't have a cigar
Can't have his Goddamn cigar*
We can have bugs that crash the mac client, but Graves can't have a cigar.
A champion who deals with blood.....but Graves cant smoke some weed?
is a living blender, but graves cant have 1 cigar?
I was expecting: "But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
What if we're all wrong and Graves is trying to quit smoking?
It's unfair and unjust. I think rito just doesn't like manly men doing manly things (¬‿¬)