54 Comments

ananke7/3/2017, 7:32:42 AM11 votes

the real question is do they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain

4 Step Cadence7/3/2017, 8:29:57 AM4 votes

Jhin Serial killer, freed from prison, obsessed with the arts and the number 4, and is probably only flirting with you so he can murder you when you're alone with him.

I'd say I'm safe because I'm not dead yet but he's probably planning something. Jhin "You'd be correct on that assumption, my dear."

Stars Shaper7/3/2017, 7:41:36 AM4 votes

Wandering*

And I'm for Riven :3

gabetheguy7/3/2017, 9:35:34 PM3 votes

where the fuck is daddy urgod

Support Stigma7/3/2017, 7:31:38 AM3 votes

not much of a real choice, the only thing I hate more than alcholism is not bieng loyal, so right off the bat numbers one and three are out, and last I checked I get to f*** a dragon if I pick 2 so double win?

AgeOfTheMage7/4/2017, 5:38:56 AM2 votes

Gladly comfort riven and I'll wander with her~ though I gotta admit Braum wins, even with the constant risk of having to do hard work in the cold, it'd be worth it <3

Shonjl7/4/2017, 5:38:19 AM2 votes

Easily Riven.

Katarina is likely to beat the shit out of you before you even have a chance to try to hook up with her, and if you manage to, you are dead if anything goes south.

Shyvana has anger issues, the last thing you want is to upset her since next to anything can set her off and I would rather not deal with a massive dragon trying to kill me.

Riven basically is a depressed wanderer that just regrets what she has done and believes in true strength, not people that use underhanded methods to get power. You wouldn't get the time of day from her if you were weak, and if you were strong, she would most likely feel she doesn't deserve to be happy. If you managed to hook up with her, at least you aren't likely to die because of it. I feel Riven is more likely to just leave you than kill you.

Ahristocats7/3/2017, 1:58:22 PM2 votes

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sadistic.

not a risk in my book

Laughing Fish7/3/2017, 3:57:46 PM2 votes

Definitely Katarina. She would certainly kill me, but it would be worth. Plus, death by Katarina is a pretty good way to go.

http://p3.i.ntere.st/17676ee92c60050a36a7abb642c3f98c_480.jpg

Bottom Laner7/3/2017, 6:52:19 PM2 votes

Yes.

TyrekGoldenspear7/3/2017, 6:53:53 PM2 votes

Riven Don't ask me why. Maybe it's leftover Riven love from the Vs. event.

Zykklon B7/3/2017, 7:44:58 AM2 votes

Annie

''Why dont you have a seat over there?!''

Tranced7/5/2017, 9:58:34 PM1 votes

No ahri hm

FireDrizzle7/3/2017, 10:55:12 AM1 votes

Surprised so many voted for Shyvana, she turns into a dragon! I voted Kat, Rivens too annoying.

Mira Arya Enthe7/3/2017, 6:53:04 PM1 votes

But my hugs are so well meaning ;-;

Solari Fortune7/4/2017, 12:41:30 AM1 votes

Shyv or Riven

l Helios l7/4/2017, 12:44:23 AM1 votes

Dating Riven would probably feel like I'm in a Nicholas Sparks book

WyvernEgg7/4/2017, 5:39:24 AM1 votes

the one that could eat my soul and is always asking if i trust her

Busty Demoness7/4/2017, 6:42:47 AM1 votes

You could have at least included a ranged redhead ( MissFortune ) so that each of them has a quality unlike the others.

But out of those, Katarina.

Although I have no idea where you got that she was an alcoholic.

ForgottenLuck7/3/2017, 7:19:37 AM1 votes

I feel like I am in the magic mirror scene from Shrek... ahh fuck it number 2