Give him 2 fleshy airbags that deploy from his chest as your champion lands on him, cushioning the impact (but still deals the same damage because it's a gigantic robot arm gripping and yanking you).
((Edited the description a bit to try and help people get the joke...))
MavenSong2 voteshttps://hugelolcdn.com/i/189497.png
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you can never change blitz's grabs to be less annoying... its inherently annoying! and perverted.
Busty Demoness1 votesSo... imagine Sona with Blitz's grab.
Then tell me you would be complaining.
MavenSong1 votesam not complaining about Sona, i am complaining about blitzcrank!
Busty Demoness1 votesThen imagine Blitzcrank with Sona's pillows on his chest when he grabs you.
I'd have said MF since hers are bigger, but I'm pretty sure you'd still prefer Sona's.
MavenSong1 votesits still blitz...
thus is scum
Keepe1 votesI love this. XD
Your attitude of "A Blitz by any other name is still a Beechcrank" is making my day.
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Busty Demoness1 votesI would have hoped it was at least more tolerable with that change.
MavenSong1 votesA blitz by any other name is still scum!
EvilUnicornLord1 votesBut Blitzcrank's got no balls, why'd he be a perv?
MavenSong1 votesHe's got Nuts
Ulti GamblerCel1 votesHilarious Blitz With Them Dig Bitties
TyrekGoldenspear1 votesMake the cushions make squeaky toy noises on impact and i approve.
Mordepool1 votesAnd a debuff on the grabbed champion saying "wanted"
GULAG 4 U1 votesHa.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Mad King Hades1 votes
: Yeah.... Nope. Nope. Nope
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