Why does Yasuo never get locked out of his House?

DarkfireAM··153 votes·5,113 views

Because he's a responsible individual who understands how to properly manage his possessions...

Duh.

57 Comments

Lulus SnuggleBun76 votes

I was thinking the answer would be 'because he doesn't have a house'.

https://i.gyazo.com/9cda170f57fad70c8bb9fe4ed6a01cf8.png

DarkfireAM32 votes

That's a depressing thought. Yasuo IS homeless.

Someone set up a "Go Fund Me"!

Velzard of Koz18 votes

Well, taking Yasuo's backstory, it'll turn Go Find Me real quick.

Velzard of Koz3 votes

LOL, same. I knew that it wouldn't get 20 upvotes If it reclycled the old joke, and this was the first trollolo I thought of.

Khadaver13 votes

"Lulu's Moist Slit" ... well then

Veridìan2 votes

i agree with LulusMoistSlit!

ADepressedLeona1 votes

That summoner name ._.

Tyrone Lannister29 votes

Its like the credible hulk

Mecha MaIphite26 votes

he's a responsible individual

The dead Ionian elder would beg to differ

UnderscorBunnies1 votes

rofl

Shahamut9 votes

if he were alive...

I really don't think he has much to say on the matter at all. Not very talkative as of late.

General Esdeath 21 votes

I assumed it would be Hasakey and said "No, this is memes and games in 2016, it's gonna be serious".

DarkfireAM8 votes

Naturally my friend.

Reverse comedy is the best form of comedy!

DarkfireAM9 votes

I don't laugh.

Only pain and suffering bring me joy!

-Edgelord666

Demon King Maou10 votes

Because he Hasakey?

DarkfireAM12 votes

Get out.

We don't enjoy humor here.

177A Bleecker St9 votes

when a yasuo thread has this many upvotes...

DarkfireAM8 votes

It's the end of Boards as we know it.

Ralanr1 votes

And I feel fine.

Knoyle4 votes

I swear I was expecting something about walls of wind.

Amasa Delano3 votes

Because the walls are made of wind.

DarkfireAM2 votes

I wall made of wind is physically impossible and clearly illogical!

If such high powered winds were condensed to the point that they create a wall, it would ultimately collapse on itself forming a massive....(more science talk)

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Nothing.

Wind cannot get compressed to that point without a lethal amount of air pressure already existent.

VvVVvV1 votes
TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

That would be a floor if anything. And smelly.

Pika Fox2 votes

He also has arpen to make his own entrance effortlessly.

VasilisGreen2 votes

Duh

Wąr2 votes

Was expecting something like... "because all he has are WIND WALLS" .

I'll leave now..

Shinjusuke2 votes

erm.. Because he owns both the "HOUSE AN' KEY"?

I tried.

420 grams1 votes

Because highest mobility, best crowd control, and highest defense capability makes up for any mistake he might make.

DarkfireAM3 votes

Aaaaaaand you went there.

billxx1 votes

And an enemy team who can't comprehend that they shouldn't stand near minions.

Articality1 votes

I dont get it :(

billxx1 votes

There's a joke that yasuo can always get into his house because he hasaki.( what he says when he q's) it's overplayed and op made a joke about that.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

Yasuo " A wanderer doesn't need a house".

Scrinnid2 votes

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Yasuo " A wanderer doesn't need a house".

you made me wanna play yasuo

THE RlVER KlNG1 votes

Someone literally made this exact same thread like a couple of weeks ago

DarkfireAM1 votes

Link?

Xenos111111 votes

Okay you got me...

takeZOOOOOO1 votes

"POSSESSIONS" LUL . getting chased out of his homeland hes homeless feelsbadman

DarkfireAM1 votes

Never said he had much.

:^]

VvVVvV1 votes

lol that bum

takeZOOOOOO1 votes

{quoted}

lol that bum

Ikr lol

Chatillon1 votes

I nearly got very angry

then i knew I had been had

GG and take my upvote

Nautricity1 votes

Because, he Has-a-key

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT

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