(JOKE Concept/Late April Fools) League Playa, the Rager of Games
League Playa, The Rager of Games
Passive: Mid or I feed League Playa cannot be played in any other role than Middle lane. If a summoner attempts to direct him to any lane other than middle, he responds with “Mid or I Feed”.
Q: Q’Q More League Playa boasts of his skill, claiming he could beat the entire enemy team by himself in a team-fight. Any player, Allied or Enemy, that puts a message in chat while this ability is active causes League Playa to say “Q’Q More, noobs.” He does this in both audible speech and the in-game chat. Lasts the duration of the entire game. Damage: Patience of teammates and enemies is reduced by 1 each time League Playa speaks.
W: Where’s my gank? League Playa loudly complains to his team’s jungler, demanding he or she drop whatever it is they are doing and gank his lane. If he is harmed by any enemy during this time, he will state that the jungler is terrible and should uninstall the game, and demand that everyone report him or her. Lasts the duration of the entire game. Damage: League Playa gains 1 EXP for every time his jungler sighs in exasperation.
E: Everyone push mid League Playa calls out to his team, demanding that they help him push the middle lane, saying “Come on, let’s get inhib, they can’t stop me, I’m too OP!” He repeats this every time his enemy in lane is not visible. Damage: League Playa’s voice grows louder and more annoying the longer his teammates ignore him.
R: Rekt League Playa becomes completely helpless, and is unable to move, attack, or act in any way other than send out messages in chat. Being attacked in any way causes him to say in both audible speech and the in-game chat, “WTF!? YOU **ING * **** SUCKY ()#$)(@#@!!#! THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS @#@(!! TEAM IS TERRIBLE@#&*@#!@ FILTH/FOUL LANGUAGE OF VARIOUS KINDS!” The player of League Playa’s computer will then explode. Damage: Structural Damage to player’s home, body, and emotional state becomes irreparable.
(HAPPY LATE APRIL FOOL'S!)
