https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsLQIRyb0lQ
How does it work?
Example:
Opens my eyes then takes off his gas mask
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/814/numb.jpg
Siren Horns put me to panic (I guess that's one reason why it was changed)
"Today will be exciting day!"
Put on snooze "Think carefully, my friend."
So want this alarm now
What delightful agony we shall inflict
Me: Awesome! But 5 more minutes
....
Have you ever seen your soul?
Would you like to?
Me: ... Ok, I'll get up
its 2 am
PRAISE THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diana pls no I just fell asleep
WHY SLEEP WHEN YOU CAN PRAISE THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....
Wake up with a boner everyday!
"CAW"
Demacia isn't gonna dunk itself if you don't get your ass up!
Just...5 more minutes.
Alright....for every 1 minute u spend in bed,it's an extra 100 push ups.
GETTING THE FUCK UP,SERGEANT!
Nothing wakes you up quicker than your bed catching on fire.
Rek'Sai
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU ONLY HAVE TO WAKE UP ONCE! FOOL!
The enemies of Demacia will fall.
Me: Awesome, but a little more sleep
Behold my true form!
Me: Fuck that shit, I'm up!
Nunu bot....
I'll never sleep again.
(Not my last played champion, but I had fun thinking this)
: Rest is for the living.
Me: Sweet, just 5 more minutes.
: I'll grind your bones to dust!
I then proceed to get the fuck out of bed.
: Wanna go find the hero?
Me: In five minutes...maybe.
Poppy begins to charge her hammer.
Not sure these would be better than my current alarm, which is Dragonforce.
: Rise and shine! My production is about to begin!
Me: 5 more minutes...
: WHAT!?
Me: I MEAN FOUR, FOUR!!!
Play time!
Me: hits snooze
Don't make me hurt you!
Me: You are a little girl, what is the worst you can do...
Have you seen my bear tibbers?
Me: O.O
Let's count to five!
Me: OKAY OKAY IM UP.
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSOOOOOOOO
Shen pls like 5 more minutes
I find you unworthy.
Fine, Shenpai I'm up.
A demonstration of superior judgment.
SON OF A
hasagi, hasaGI, haSAGI, HASAGI
with his spammable taunt....
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo
I don't think I'm waking up, guys...
I wake up blissfully to sweet chimes blowing in the wind and meeps dancing in the air around me :)
I imagine he does his adorable normal cries for the alarm, and if you hit the snooze button you hear a mega gnar growl of anger
I wake to the sun rising... and then a second sun. Then a third, then I get type 5 skin cancer.
"OBLIVION AWAITSSSS" Malzahar shouted
"Ain't that the thruth :') " i answered, realising the crippling insignificance of my daily routine
Oh god, 
laugh. Just kill me now.
So the clockwork lady is my alarm clock? 'Tis rather apropos, is it not?
Hey... Hey! wake up.
Me: Thank you for waking me up
Np
hawk shot screech
Cuz hearing a psychopath every morning is the good way to start your day..
Constant laughter
Man, I really liked my bed, and my house
wake up being strangled by vines.
Fuck it's rengar. Get woken up with a jump scare every day
