https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsLQIRyb0lQ
How does it work?
Example:
Opens my eyes then takes off his gas mask
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/814/numb.jpg
Siren Horns put me to panic (I guess that's one reason why it was changed)
FeederFailure34 votes
"Today will be exciting day!"
Put on snooze "Think carefully, my friend."
So want this alarm now
Hooksus30 votes
What delightful agony we shall inflict
Me: Awesome! But 5 more minutes
....
Have you ever seen your soul?
Would you like to?
Me: ... Ok, I'll get up
Lil Gr33n Ghouls29 votesits 2 am
PRAISE THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diana pls no I just fell asleep
WHY SLEEP WHEN YOU CAN PRAISE THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gentleman Gems26 votes
....
Wake up with a boner everyday!
ViashinoWizard22 votes
"CAW"
PT Waluigi22 votesUgh, just five more minutes...
SHURIMA SHURIMA SHURIMA SHURIMA SHURIMA
ViashinoWizard56 votes "ARISE"
Azir pls lemme sleep
"THE ORDER IS GIVEN"
KekOfTheFinest19 votes
Demacia isn't gonna dunk itself if you don't get your ass up!
Just...5 more minutes.
Alright....for every 1 minute u spend in bed,it's an extra 100 push ups.
GETTING THE FUCK UP,SERGEANT!
Randomonium18 votes
Nothing wakes you up quicker than your bed catching on fire.
Jasiwel18 votesRek'Sai
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DorkunedAuras8 votesIf you are deaf and don't wake up from this, she destroys your bed + room + probably house.
Jasiwel9 votesShe'll probably knock you out of bed before she does that. Or eat you. ._.
DorkunedAuras4 votesRegardless, where can I buy one?
Jasiwel16 votesThe sands of Shurima, but I can't give you directions because the lore team keeps changing them. (ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing)
agbudar17 votes
YOU ONLY HAVE TO WAKE UP ONCE! FOOL!
Sonicblaster3316 votes
The enemies of Demacia will fall.
Me: Awesome, but a little more sleep
Behold my true form!
Me: Fuck that shit, I'm up!
SpookyNeedle16 votes
Rand0mH3r0X13 voteshttp://i57.tinypic.com/2iablzr.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nyanza15 votesNunu bot....
I'll never sleep again.
MagosAmphrose16 votesHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Ralanr13 votes(Not my last played champion, but I had fun thinking this)
: Rest is for the living.
Me: Sweet, just 5 more minutes.
: I'll grind your bones to dust!
I then proceed to get the fuck out of bed.
: Wanna go find the hero?
Me: In five minutes...maybe.
Poppy begins to charge her hammer.
Not sure these would be better than my current alarm, which is Dragonforce.
ModAzure Ole12 votes
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSOOOOOOOO
Shen pls like 5 more minutes
I find you unworthy.
Fine, Shenpai I'm up.
A demonstration of superior judgment.
Aír12 votes
Play time!
Me: hits snooze
Don't make me hurt you!
Me: You are a little girl, what is the worst you can do...
Have you seen my bear tibbers?
Me: O.O
Let's count to five!
Me: OKAY OKAY IM UP.
Jet Sett12 votes
: Rise and shine! My production is about to begin!
Me: 5 more minutes...
: WHAT!?
Me: I MEAN FOUR, FOUR!!!
Unlimited Ninja11 votes
hasagi, hasaGI, haSAGI, HASAGI
Tentacle Love11 votes
SON OF A
Kuzja115 votes[{quoted}](name=Love Tentacle,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=5pt6vrR7,comment-id=0016,timestamp=2016-05-11T13:46:43.612+0000)
"You are not in motion!"
Tentacle Love12 votes
At 4:30 in the morning ain't nothing that wants to be in motion lol
Stellar Phoenix10 votes
with his spammable taunt....
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo
Strawberrycocoa10 votes
I don't think I'm waking up, guys...
RastaBrotha9 votes"OBLIVION AWAITSSSS" Malzahar shouted
"Ain't that the thruth :') " i answered, realising the crippling insignificance of my daily routine
linkmastr0019 votes
I imagine he does his adorable normal cries for the alarm, and if you hit the snooze button you hear a mega gnar growl of anger
Snake Town9 votes
I wake up blissfully to sweet chimes blowing in the wind and meeps dancing in the air around me :)
Arsenic Sulfur9 votes
I wake to the sun rising... and then a second sun. Then a third, then I get type 5 skin cancer.
xxxDogmanxxx8 votesOh god, 
laugh. Just kill me now.
WyvernEgg8 votes
Hey... Hey! wake up.
Me: Thank you for waking me up
Np
Ayame Isaki8 votes
So the clockwork lady is my alarm clock? 'Tis rather apropos, is it not?
Drehirth7 votes
hawk shot screech
Mannysmoker7 votes Cuz hearing a psychopath every morning is the good way to start your day..
Aeszarck9 votes : It's time to wake up! Up, up, up, up! Yes, there we go. Shh... don't scream. You will disturb the moment. How beautiful your trembling face is...
How beautiful you could be...
But give no matter to that. I am simply here... to wake you.
A Liberal7 votes
Constant laughter
Solari Fortune6 votes
Man, I really liked my bed, and my house
Sniper 05 votes
wake up being strangled by vines.
Average Bard7 votesOooooh kinky
billxx4 votesFuck it's rengar. Get woken up with a jump scare every day
Average Bard6 voteshttp://cdn.firstwefeast.com/assets/2013/10/tumblr_inline_ml1o10wOgq1qz4rgp.gif Sleep? What's that?
