As he runs away from the enemy
https://media.makeameme.org/created/were-not-retreating-o89wss.jpg
: "Stupid Demacian."
: "Says the one screaming COWARDS!!!!!! As he runs away."
: "........."
: "Need some ice for that burn Sion?"
Melledoneus38 votes
Hey, Riven.
What?
What's that move called where you dash and get a shield?
'Valor?'
That can't be right.
Well, it is. Why do you say that?
Because you keep using it to run away.
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...weewooweewooWEEWOOWEEWOO-
http://rs672.pbsrc.com/albums/vv84/thepokeologist/burnheal.png~c200
...that'll be ¥250.
RaptorKarr4 votes : Tough Talk coming from some one that uses "Stand United" to retreat to a team mate safe at the base.
Ralanr1 votes: Doesn't make it any less true.
Melledoneus6 votes
Correction: he uses it to come to bot lane just to steal my farm after I 1v2 the enemy bot lane under turret. What a useless top laner.
Critmaster Garen1 votes
youre lucky im not arresting your ass. demacia has no room for vigilantees.
Lawd Dawg1 votes
I see no problem with this
Tribbles Foxfolk1 votes
Take my upvote. You deserve it.
3TWarrior8 votesI love this, but I do have to poke at the technicalities XD
technically a charge is a rushed advance towards an objective. It is not limited to offense but is typically used as a desperate strategy or in a scenario where there is no favorable outcome.
Two charging armies for instance, even when one shouts "retreat!" it is still a charge if they are advancing in a rushed manner towards an objective (such as safety)
That is why charge is used as a motivational spurring for an army. It is effectively saying "Victory is in our grasp!"
as another technicality, Sion could be referring to that he knows an enemy will not advance against him towards unfavorable terrain (the towers for instance)
Sion does not fear death, for he is already dead
TheZacStreetBoys7 votes
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
And now, for ZERO mana a month, YOUR WHOLE TEAM can be cowards!
(As a Kled main, I can assure you that this is how I use half of my ults.)
TheHappyReaperz2 votesIf you think about it, there really isn't a way to retreat. Summoner's Rift is a box, holding champions in place, preventing them from leaving, until their glowing crystal thing is blown up by a card throwing gambler.
KnightOfEloHell2 votesDunno wai, but the title made me realize we need a Banker Garen skin in our lives.
CHARGE!!!! $$$$$$$
MooooooooreDakka1 votesSion isn't running away, he's bravely charging into battle against the most powerful unit on the rift, his own fountain turret.
Birdie Sànders1 votes
- "I'm not running away, I'm running at you the long way."
