As he runs away from the enemy
https://media.makeameme.org/created/were-not-retreating-o89wss.jpg
: "Stupid Demacian."
: "Says the one screaming COWARDS!!!!!! As he runs away."
: "........."
: "Need some ice for that burn Sion?"
Hey, Riven.
What?
What's that move called where you dash and get a shield?
'Valor?'
That can't be right.
Well, it is. Why do you say that?
Because you keep using it to run away.
http://img10.deviantart.net/469b/i/2013/195/7/a/surprised_riven_by_bhem09-d6diz2z.jpg
...weewooweewooWEEWOOWEEWOO-
http://rs672.pbsrc.com/albums/vv84/thepokeologist/burnheal.png~c200
...that'll be ¥250.
I love this, but I do have to poke at the technicalities XD
technically a charge is a rushed advance towards an objective. It is not limited to offense but is typically used as a desperate strategy or in a scenario where there is no favorable outcome.
Two charging armies for instance, even when one shouts "retreat!" it is still a charge if they are advancing in a rushed manner towards an objective (such as safety)
That is why charge is used as a motivational spurring for an army. It is effectively saying "Victory is in our grasp!"
as another technicality, Sion could be referring to that he knows an enemy will not advance against him towards unfavorable terrain (the towers for instance)
Sion does not fear death, for he is already dead
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
And now, for ZERO mana a month, YOUR WHOLE TEAM can be cowards!
(As a Kled main, I can assure you that this is how I use half of my ults.)
If you think about it, there really isn't a way to retreat. Summoner's Rift is a box, holding champions in place, preventing them from leaving, until their glowing crystal thing is blown up by a card throwing gambler.
Dunno wai, but the title made me realize we need a Banker Garen skin in our lives.
CHARGE!!!! $$$$$$$
Sion isn't running away, he's bravely charging into battle against the most powerful unit on the rift, his own fountain turret.
- "I'm not running away, I'm running at you the long way."
