Ready To Serve...

Excuse me, maid, but why is there so much salt on that dish I asked you to bring me?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/mPIA4KZVXv0ty/200.gif

for the first time, your pic gave me kinky ideas.

Maid Riven can do a lot of things. She can wash my clothes, do the dishes, mow the lawn, clean the house, kill the bullies, drive me around, and a lot more. When I say it like this, where do I order a Riven maid?

Riot take note of this and make a League of Legends Cafe. Do it.

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I have a sword I'd like her to help me break

I'd have you put on something dignified

"Yeah... I owe you some payback for years of having to lane against you. Come into the back room with me for a few hours. You can leave the lube... I won't be using it."