Ready To Serve...
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Excuse me, maid, but why is there so much salt on that dish I asked you to bring me?
I'd like to add, that the sauce I got, smells like menstruation and tears.
That's weird, it shouldn't smell like this, any chance she poisoned it with some sort of a toxic material?
I'm sorry. I am immune to toxic, can anyone explain me why you are making such a fuss?
Maybe it's a free week?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/mPIA4KZVXv0ty/200.gif
for the first time, your pic gave me kinky ideas.
Damn it, you too?
Maid Riven can do a lot of things. She can wash my clothes, do the dishes, mow the lawn, clean the house, kill the bullies, drive me around, and a lot more. When I say it like this, where do I order a Riven maid?
But can she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
I don't even see it. I do see why I love the taste of a an egg (with salt) with bacon.
Riot take note of this and make a League of Legends Cafe. Do it.
I have a sword I'd like her to help me break
I'd have you put on something dignified
"Yeah... I owe you some payback for years of having to lane against you. Come into the back room with me for a few hours. You can leave the lube... I won't be using it."
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You caused that... That is your fault... If I'm asked to kill you now, I shan't be merciful
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Pfft... you can't bait people with a picture like that and not expect it to go one of the two ways I'm implying.
The joke is on you though. It's going BOTH ways.