If You Could Do One Thing With A Champion...
Who would be the champion? And what would you do?
Who would be the champion? And what would you do?
have a "session" with her, and you're the only one who knows what session i'm talking about sun.
or i ask her to get dressed like into the arcade skin, and play video games with her until the end of the day.
...[zombie-nunu-tears]
is the session how i imagine it?
Kinda...
I know what session you're talking about
the chains, the wounds, everything?
Yep
0_0
Na-naniii?
Magical Journieeeesssssss
KILL ALL THE TRESPASSERS.
ALSO RIDE SKAARL
What do you think?
...idk...thats why i asked...
Well I know what you would do
What would that be? Hmm?
Either
A: Spend a day of sun praising at the beach with Leona... Followed by things later
Or
B: Ahri... Just Ahri... Since you can't resist your bae
Well it wouldn't be Ahri
Can i bake you a cake?
What kind of cake?
I would choose
and have her empty Riot HQ of all the employees and staff members, and lift said building to the fucking sky. After that, I will hold it as a ransom for $800,000 worth of all the current (and future) champions and skins.
Give her a mana bar so she can either buy mana items like everyone else, or stop spamming the crud out of her abilities.
I'd rider her dragon.... I'm not telling you which dragon
But if she gets pregnant, you'll have to carry a dragon egg inside your abdomen until it hatches!!!
That's not how it works. I'm almost certain she has a womb. I think animals that lay eggs actually lay them so the male can fertilize it. That wouldn't be the case with Shyvana.
Except for fish, all egg-laying creatures have internal fertilization. They "do the deed" to fertilize the egg inside the female, the egg grows to it's normal size inside the female, then the female lays it.
But, we've already established that dragons are like seahorses, so the female actually lays the eggs inside the daddy.
Then.... How did Shyvana's mother conceive her?
Dragon Magix
Put him in the pound along with 
Chill out, get some drinks, laugh, and just kill some frozen monsters.
Oh, and I would grow a beard.
walk him into Riot hq and ask if they even know who he is.
If You Could Do One Thing With A Champion...
I'd delete Leblanc.