The Office of Dr. Mundo

Finds new Bond of Stone. Slaps the label on his head like a sticker. MUNDO GOOD DOCTOR NOW!

Runs bot lane to save Ashe.

Hey you can't leave top! We are not finished!

MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES!

Who dares defy my will?! Ults Mundo. DEMACIAAAAAA!!!!!

Walks right through Jarvan's ult, without breaking stride.

Stands in confusion all by himself in his crater.

Passes ally Lissandra as she is fighting the enemy Ziggs, bodyblocking all of Ziggs' skillshots but takes no damage. Walks through the bottom bush and tramples the enemy Kha'zix hiding inside, making him food for the ally Rengar. Makes it bot as Ashe is on the ropes and Soraka is at the shop.

MUNDO MAKE IT ALL BETTER! Throws Cleaver at enemy

Thanks Doc! Attacks Miss Fortune for heals. You're a miracle worker!

MUNDO HAS MUCH WORK TO DO, BUT NOT ENOUGH TIME! Ambles mid to treat .

Returning to bot lane. Okay, I just finished buying . Sees Ashe full health. Who healed you?

Oh that was Mundo, turns out he is a doctor--

Grabs Ashe by her collar. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HEALED YOU?! THAT'S MY JOB! FIRST REDEMPTION NOW THIS?! WHAT IS EVEN MY POINT ANYMORE?!

Soraka, don't grab me there--

Shakes Ashe harder as her mouth starts foaming. I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL OF THESE MOTHER@#$@% HEALING ITEMS IN THIS MOTHER@#$@ GAME!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLAP A LABEL ON ME AND CALL ME A @#$!% WALKING HEALTH POTION?! BECAUSE I SURE AS #$@!% AM NOT USED FOR ANYTHING ELSE!!! NOT WITH ALL MY NERFS FOR HEALING, WHICH BY THE WAY IS WHAT ALL THESE @#%^@ NEW ITEMS ARE @$%@^& DOING!!! YOU EVEN TAKE A SUMMONER SPELL CALLED @$%@& HEAL!!! Speech starts to devolve into unintelligible and increasingly vulgar rambling as Ashe is shaken around.

Meanwhile Mid...

Heh, this game is a real blast, isn't it Liss?

I have heard more clever jokes from a glacier.

Ooh, someone's got a short fuse, be a shame if someone---Words get cut off as a cleaver flies in and embeds itself in his skull. He falls over bleeding.

MUNDO CURE BROKEN FUNNYBONE!!!

Thanks.

MUNDO WILL SAVE THEM ALL!!! Runs into enemy fountain and kills their afk blitz.

Please don't ask me what spurred this forth. This started as a comment on a post, someone wanted me to copypasta it to a meme thread. But I wanted to expand it a little. One thing led to another.