You wake up beside your favorite champion what do

... ... What are you doing in my bed? My spear. ...what about your spear? My spear... ...no. ...is restless. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If I ever wake up next to I have some serious thinking to do...

So I can't fully decide which one is my favorite, so I'll do three.

: Good morning! Me: AAAAAA : Now now, there's nothing to be scared of. Me: AAAAAA : Would you like some tea? Me: AAA- umm, yes. : There's a good fellow!

Me: What are you doing on my ceiling? : Nothing. Me: I see a lot of spiders around... : Shh, just go back to sleep now... Me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!?!

: SKREEEEEEEE Me: MY EARS! : SKREEEEEEEE Me: AAAAAAAA :click click click Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE : (angrily) SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

Ok?

Was I atleast a worzy opponent? No wonder I taste fish... Oh Lord please why... The voice was all it took...

Why does everything hurt...?

Learn how to play her ethwahl

I hope the neighbors haven't already called the cops.............. It was innocent i swear!

get blown up...

Begin screaming "OUT!" repeatedly as I desperately try to kick out of my room. Nothing personal bud, but I'm not into that sort of thing.

: ...I'm god. me: ...I just cuddled... : are you gay? me: no I just fear being slain by your flaming sword.

can't talk, what a shame isn't it? well i can still listen to her playing music.

http://media.lolusercontent.com/api/embedly/1/image/resize?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.reactor.cc%2Fpics%2Fpost%2Ffull%2FRubick-the-Grand-Magus-Dota-%25D1%2584%25D1%258D%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B4%25D0%25BE%25D0%25BC%25D1%258B-Rylai-the-Crystal-Maiden-1712731.png&key=a45e967db0914c7fb472fd4381e6c85b&width=425&height=800 i would ask him how can i quench his thirst for knowledge.

Me: huh? Why is a ghost blade above my head? (turns around) : Just in case if Balance is interrupted Me (Turns around): No worries I'll just sleep on the top bunk and.. (The top bunk is Spliced into two, eventually both ends crash into the floor. A violet barrier appears to prevent unintentional casualties) Me:( Thinking: "Ok, I'll just sleep on the couch.") : I wouldn't go if I were you. (Drags me closer) Me: Thanks for the save but It's not like if.... : Oh Did I do that? (trying not to laugh) Me: Oh... : .....

Ask for a drink, cause I need to kill off any possible memory of the previous night.

Considering I have a top three, I will go along, starting with the least awkward. : Morning. Me: WHAT IN THE HEAVENS?! Where his last words before he was vaporized. Sucks to be too close to pure energy, I guess

: Do you have a moment to surrender yourself to the Glorious Evolution? Me: Sigh Heck, why not... Still better than getting obliterated by lasers.

: Staring . . . I don't want to talk about this one

RUN RUN RUN RUN I CAN'T TELL IF HE ULTED OR MY LIGHTS ARE JUST OFF RUN RUN