Simple
http://68.media.tumblr.com/27cca0289eb21853b709f2972409b2d9/tumblr_n2x2xywEO71r4mr8ho1_1280.jpg
Riven just shoves them all in her hair and leads them to victory.
Although she's sure they're doing things they shouldn't be in there.
DHBGrimReaper5 votes
Makes the enemy ragequit because of how "broken op cancer braindead" he is. Goes 6/0 in lane, then proceeds to spam his laugh and dance while singlehandedly 1v5s gets a pentakill, farms 5 honors from his team, gets an S+ and has most cs kills damage taken and dealt on both teams.
The Ender Cobra2 votes"singlehandedly 1v5s" lol [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Glory ln Death6 votesI've seen it. It was awful. Glorious and terrible all at once...
TyrekGoldenspear1 votesGood thing he's on the side of Noxus eh?
PlanetWarwick2 votes5 honors 4 teammates seems legit
Spice POWAH1 votesHe just forces an enemy to join his side.
FormationX4 votes
In his belly.
Glory ln Death3 votesNah, that's 
.
Cap7ain Teem04 votes
: steals their 
SpaghettiTime4 votes
You'd be surprised how strong her back has gotten these last few splash updates, she just straight fireman carries those burdens called teammates
Maximum Morde6 votesHer back was always strong from carrying those tits.
Glory ln Death4 votesDang, man! The plague is getting worse... everyone's down to -1 upvote...
: CC locks the entire enemy team and hopes his team follows up.
SayoriIsBigSad3 votesUPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
Çhåryzård3 votes
Tries to keep the enemy CC'd and my team healed as well as I can so they don't die but in the end you can't save your team from themselves
MythPuppy3 votes
Just straight up DESTROYS everyone and gets fed early game. Backdoor-ing and breaking turrets like nobody's business. And saving every teamate he can
Kinky Fizz3 votes
i can't
Suspicious Xebra1 votes
Kuzja13 votes
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/004/905/Get_20to_20the_20Choppa.JPG
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder851/58382851.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/w19x69.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VbdibqMLPCU/maxresdefault.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4_bytlH9Lkg/maxresdefault.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4tDIzZSmdT4/maxresdefault.jpg
Gentleman Gems3 votesHow does 
carry his team?
http://i.imgur.com/DWULZYv.jpg
He doesn't, he instead uses his outrageous beauty to entice them to carry themselves to victory
TheMinez2 votes
- Singed Cannon flip the enemy ADC - R + 
+
+ 
He doesn't carry his team, he just makes the enemy team's life hell until they give up.
AgeOfTheMage2 voteshttps://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.Mcec183788d38b1d736018cb6604b3ac9H0&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 i dont have a main, i just like supporting
rtbf2349624751 votesalso 
HyperZEROXL1 votesI use my passive on every enemy along with peeling them until they die. 
Suspicious Xebra1 votes
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rainofswords_9280.jpg
She doesn't carry anybody, she guides them to victory around the bodies of the fallen enemies.
PlanetWarwick1 votesAs jax I whack whatever tower I can and backdoor alot
Spice POWAH1 votes
TORNADOES EVERYWHERE.
nami tf1 votes
"I hear you want to dive my carries. That's gonna be a problem."
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