"What's your offer?"

Kuzja1·4/1/2016, 7:40:44 PM·2 votes·1,942 views

Previously, I asked you guys if your champion would return the slab or keep it and fight the plague. Now let's put them into the shoes of Ramses.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/a955ace4747c7c30f4966d5c4aba8131/tumblr_mnp7edVdfo1qjdcyjo1_400.gif

"What's your offer?" "This night, you will be visited by three plagues, each worst than the last. Return the slab." "Heh, nice try, Professor." [Slams the door]

"Aw. . . come on. . ."

Ramses's slab is out of plagues but he still hasn't got it back. He asks your last played or main champion for help. What 3 plagues does your champion offer? Each must be more threatening than the last.

8 Comments

Skelenth4/1/2016, 7:44:36 PM2 votes

Velkoz Lasers

Ralanr4/1/2016, 7:49:38 PM1 votes

Sion

The rumbling of a thousand footsteps that shake the foundation. A warning of impending doom that echoes through the skies and sends shivers down their spines. And finally, a visit from the bringer of unstoppable onslaught.

Kitty Darkstar4/1/2016, 7:56:42 PM1 votes

Leona

Severe sunburns
Skin cancer
A fucking solar flare wipes out all life on the planet

JayHog19924/1/2016, 8:13:37 PM1 votes

Teemo :

-A night in Bandle prison (Our cells are small to accomodate yordles, not humans.) -Being used for target practice of paintball guns by Bandle Gunner's recruits. -Make them sit in a spot that's riddled with mushrooms and come back in 3 hours to see if they're sorry for what they did.

BattleBalladeer4/1/2016, 8:17:37 PM1 votes

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Trundle_3.jpg

Bite marks.

Troll pillars blocking every exit.

Super-Necromancy-Mega-Leprosy.

Bârd4/1/2016, 10:48:51 PM1 votes

Bard Cold cocoa A lit blunt on your carpet Lets a bronze player 1st time him in your promos.