Xayah and Rakan are sitting on a perch...

When I read the title I immediately began thinking of a rhyme to replace the K-I-S-S-I-N-G and what popped into mind was "Buying some weird dyrus merch" What is wrong with me

Welp, not only is Rakan going to get slapped, but I don't think Vastayan's will have the same physiological problems humans do with that regards.