Volibear walks into a bar...

Fack you Brad·7/5/2017, 2:30:15 PM·66 votes·2,120 views

Bartender: What would you like to drink?

: Can I have an... ale?

Bartender: Sure, but why the big paws?

28 Comments

Brascus7/5/2017, 5:10:46 PM26 votes

This joke was unbearable.

woodvsmurph7/5/2017, 10:22:50 PM21 votes

Riven walks into a bar... She falls flat on her back. LeeSin : why did you run into that bar and fall flat on your back for my dear? Even I could sense there was something there and avoid embarrassing myself like that. Renekton : she thought there was no counter.

Hmagamer7/5/2017, 5:14:08 PM7 votes

This is a good pun.

Fairyfleur7/5/2017, 6:07:33 PM5 votes

Poppy

Velzard of Koz7/5/2017, 7:04:59 PM4 votes

Took me a second to get it.

Coz the bartender is so slow.

Torterra627/5/2017, 8:23:45 PM2 votes

i would make four 4 different accounts just to downvote this suc of a joke

Skins Project7/6/2017, 3:34:57 AM1 votes

OOoOooo I'ma make a mirror one ;D

Siegfriedx17/6/2017, 12:24:56 AM1 votes

can someone explain that?

Fack you Brad7/6/2017, 12:29:25 AM1 votes

So basically Volibear delayed his response in deciding the drink and ~~paws = pause~~

Busty Demoness7/6/2017, 1:20:58 AM1 votes

Donald Trump walks into a bar.

CNN flips several tables trying to get him to leave.

Singed Wow, they flung several tables at once and all of them went farther than I could fling one. And I thought I knew insanity from that one potion.

CHEESYLEEKS7/5/2017, 4:20:02 PM1 votes

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