I've Found An Abomination...

Face The Sun·May 22, 2016·68 votes·5,827 views

Take a guess at its parentage...

http://orig02.deviantart.net/d3ea/f/2016/137/8/8/little_velvie_by_nielspeterdejong-da2ry2f.jpg

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/45093a0e1894ccfa0c854d60db6762e9428a1631dbc8c14b83cf2662d77a85bf_3.jpg

63 Comments

OmikayeMay 22, 201668 votes

Riven So, Zac, you can stretch your body into anything right? Zac Yeah... why? Riven ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

rtbf225618241May 23, 20161 votes

What started this ship anyway?

poppyisbestgirlMay 23, 201613 votes

The battle bunny riven splash art

rtbf225618241May 23, 20161 votes

How?

SmithneyMay 23, 20163 votes

You can find him in the splash, right below her left leg in the background.

rtbf225618241May 23, 20161 votes

I can't find him. I can find Talon though who is clearly depicted on the right. I don't see why an easter egg-worthy portration is worth a ship.

All Day Tay TayMay 23, 20161 votes

hes in his blob form when he uses slingshot. dont look for his standing shape, look for the blob

SmithneyMay 23, 20162 votes

First off, he looks more like a child-drawn ghost from the viewer's perspective. Second, just look at his freaking face when you find him and tell me it's not worth shipping. I hadn't been a believer until I found that out. :P

Bodkins OddsMay 24, 20161 votes

Especially since Zac hadn't even been announced yet when this splash art came out.

rtbf225618241May 24, 20161 votes

Ok i found him but idk, Zac is a goofy pile of slime anyway. Not sure why ship over a stupid face.

Malicious MetalMay 22, 201648 votes

What? How?

And most importantly; WHY?

RalanrMay 22, 201624 votes

Never ask questions with answers that would be best left alone.

CasterGilgameshMay 23, 20162 votes

you say it Ralanr

a w1ld bulbasaurMay 23, 20162 votes

https://45.media.tumblr.com/da33d3f6b3da9a6368e39c9637e29d19/tumblr_n53aylpMAi1r2cr1to1_400.gif

ViashinoWizardMay 22, 201647 votes

Riven "DON'T KINKSHAME ME"

MavenSongMay 22, 201634 votes

I'm kinkshaming you

ViashinoWizardMay 23, 201627 votes

Riven http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/034/138/cd0.gif

MelledoneusMay 23, 20164 votes

http://puritycoaching.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/trigger.jpg

The EcdysiastMay 23, 20164 votes

Zac and Riven is a ship.

I could show you how, but NSFW content is not allowed on these boards.

And as to why, refer to the second answer.

WyvernEggMay 22, 201631 votes

I guess the real question is... Does she build AD or AP?

KadavikMay 23, 201632 votes

Both. https://media.giphy.com/media/TlK63EWmJDBa5MjIr6g/giphy.gif

The EcdysiastMay 23, 201610 votes

Since she's two champions, she actually gets 12 item slots and can buy 2 pairs of boots.

A Superb VillainMay 23, 201630 votes

You cannot deny the image itself is very well done. Some proportions are a bit off, but otherwise it is a nice painting,

That it causes suffering is a bonus.

SmithneyMay 23, 20161 votes

>Some proportions are a bit off

You don't say, of course the hands are too long, she's a half- ~~blood~~ goo after all._ /kappa_

...Thought that could explain the capital problem as well. :P

KadavikMay 24, 20161 votes

Lol the small print. So evil.

Void NargacugaMay 22, 201622 votes

http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/5201138+_d7896f266db62d705305808e1669eb02.gif

Crowe StalkerMay 22, 20167 votes

http://ci.memecdn.com/891/7144891.jpg

Solari FortuneMay 23, 20166 votes

KILL IT https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Operation_Upshot-Knothole_-_Badger_001.jpg KILL IT http://static.nautil.us/4130_c929f2210333206f417e3862f431776d.jpg KILL IT http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2009/7/24/1248433874260/Nuclear-Explosion-001.jpg

LichKing234May 23, 20164 votes

still not enough nukes

Laughing FishMay 23, 20166 votes

http://www.reshareit.com/wp-content/uploads/too-far.gif

NightOfLightMay 23, 20165 votes

Ah she looks so cute.

FastAsHeckMay 23, 20165 votes

Oh no, not again

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/046/814/1dc.gif

Jeddy017May 23, 20164 votes

..........................................................................................................

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*sigh*

http://soepic.pl/stor/items/03fa7b6b6822f4814.gif

TwigglesMay 23, 20164 votes

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/1/6/49__safe_twilight+sparkle_screencap_animated_spike_open+mouth_image+macro_floppy+ears_frown_wide+eyes.gif

SkelenthMay 22, 20162 votes

I am afraid of humanity now. Anyone else wants to build Colossus?

BattleBoarMay 22, 20162 votes

What? I seen that weeks ago. See as we dont now to much about Zac and how he was made. Who now if this can happen or not. I mean hell if you can get a bunch of half human and half (name monster here) in a bunch of games. Still better then Twilight in my book.

ForgottenLuckMay 22, 20162 votes

I personally don't mind the ship it's cool to see the inter-specie relationship's that runtera has

Heretic LunariMay 22, 20162 votes

What is this atrocity?

Biff ManlyMay 23, 20162 votes

Looks like Majin Buu and Annie.

NaturesMayhemMay 23, 20162 votes

First thought was Annie and Zac and it still is after reading all the posts :P. And do not think I am some weird perv, Zac is made up of a durable material that wont age and whenever Annie gets older it is possible since he will still be his same age.