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: How would you like your Torment today?
: Be sure to try this week's special: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, with special cookie bits provided by top-of-the-line baker, Pantheon!
: If you're unsure of the quality, they have his official seal of approval: [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
esmelar18 votes
Hey .. Hmmm.,, I would like a... Senna Special Pls... Yes that one
EbonyBladeJ8823 votes : Sorry, sir, just ran out.
Deathhawk88815 votesOoh! Can I get the special, 
-approved, Tortured Soul Flavor?
EbonyBladeJ8813 votes : Why certainly, I recommend you combine it with Hopelessness for an exquisite taste!
SomeStars7 votescan i get any especially evil 
approved flavors or do they only come in smalls ?
EbonyBladeJ889 votes : Yes, they are regrettably in short supply. We only offer them in small, sampler quantities.
hammond is god7 votes[deleted]
EbonyBladeJ8812 votes : It's been outlawed by the Health Department. Too salty.
Friendly Ram5 votesnever knew i wanted that skin till i saw this.
EbonyBladeJ8816 votes No one can resist the power of a free sample...
ShovelShepherd4 votesI love how Rocky Road is a flavor of torment
EbonyBladeJ883 votes : One of our most popular sellers, too!
General Esdeath 4 votesI was just playing Thresh too, and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is my favorite flavor...hmm...this is tempting
EbonyBladeJ885 votes No one escapes.... a brain-freeze, that is.
mkyner3 votesLooks like Pantheon's bakery has some competition in the dessert category.
EbonyBladeJ889 votes : We've put aside our differences for a special cross-promotion: The Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough flavor!
ZT Xperimentor3 votes
Do you have soft serve pain too?
EbonyBladeJ886 votes : Right over here, at our specialty order counter.
ZT Xperimentor1 votes Ah thank you kind sir, I'll have to become a regular here, so much variety to enjoy.
EbonyBladeJ886 votes : Good choice, our rewards program is to DIE for.
[slayer-jinx-wink]
ZT Xperimentor1 votes Does it include lifetime satisfaction? :D
EbonyBladeJ888 votes : Afterlifetime satisfaction.
[slayer-jinx-wink]
frafdo1213333 votesI am in love with this post
EbonyBladeJ885 votes : I scream, you scream, the Torment is WHY we Scream!
TeCoolMage3 votes
Can I have a cup of death
Hey we were here first
EbonyBladeJ882 votes : Please, please. There's enough for both of you.
Primaquarius2 votes
..... ~
EbonyBladeJ884 votes : Speechless Fear might be the flavor for you.
crippler381 votes
give me your most lively flavor.
EbonyBladeJ885 votes : Would Screams of Pure Anguish be an acceptable choice?
crippler381 votesSo long as it is still alive.
EbonyBladeJ883 votes : I'll get some from the back room, right away.
Goes into the back room, starts torturing a victim.
crippler381 votes*walks into the back, bastion's the victim, then ults and heals everyone else in the freezer
I'll buy all of these now, here drops gems on the counter that should cover it, enjoy~
EbonyBladeJ882 votes : What are you, trying to run me out of business?
: Oh well. takes the gems, puts them in the safe
He then Q's, grabbing a random passerby and places them in the freezer
Epicurus1 votesCan I please have Tears of a Dying Scuttle Crab? With a cherry?
Lauchmelder3 votesI'm gonna call Herald now, NOBODY, for whatever reason, tries to make our Lord Scuttle cry!
Chembaron Yamada3 votesLady Scuttle. Scuttle is female. But yeah, that guy deserves to get smashed by Scuttles girlfriend.
EbonyBladeJ883 votes : You can also have sprinkles for just a few gold more.
MuffledGarbage1 votes Give me a flavor that is... to die for please
EbonyBladeJ884 votes : How about Dying Breath?
MuffledGarbage1 votes I feel like I could stay here for an ETERNITY
EbonyBladeJ884 votes : Our rewards program is a sure-fit for customers like you. :)
MuffledGarbage2 votes maybe I've DIED and gone to heaven here
Dataless1 votes
Bwaaaaah~
EbonyBladeJ884 votes : Brain-freezes are the best we can offer in terms of stopping someone in their tracks.
N Komaeda1 votesFudge & Salty Yasuo please
EbonyBladeJ883 votes : I can get you Fudge, but the Yasuo request has been outlawed by the Health Department.
N Komaeda1 votesUrgh... You got me some, uh... I know! Alistar Dairy Ice with Perfection and extra DRAAAAAAAAAAVEN
The 2nd Horseman1 votesUnfortunately they were unable to continue due to the cows being unmilkable
EbonyBladeJ883 votes : Oh... there are ways, believe me...
