So I was thinking about Final boss Veigar lines. and I got a little overenthusiastic

don't you see , league is overcrowded with too many weak champs. deleting them leave only the stronger remain. riot has missed this great balancing plan for far too long. 7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I got to spared with you. the right to be a god, with this right is finally my.

'Poor deluded . How you so love your precious self-righteousness.' "Incompetence surrounds me!" "So you've made it this far... Too bad you won't make it much further." "Six billion cries of agony will birth a new balance. Unfortunately, it's too late for you. You will not live to see the dawn." "Let me clarify something for you, Chris. I don't think of myself as a king. No, I am a god! And even kings bow to gods!"

the last one kind gives the game no??? I mean Albert Wesker plagued RE for years, working behind every major game plot. why final boss Veigar doesn't make a reference to him? why some champions don't have more fun interactions? well, was think about those RE phrase and a remembered this classic line that I tried to put: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmP5fSQGzUQ in Veigar mouth, so I need a victim... I present you:

then I though "maybe I can cast league of legends champions as RE characters" but not the original I mean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWo0Hhx07Pc that is so old Warwick lame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT1JB3uv0ms now that is new Warwick awesome. but we need HD. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqxhM2uVGXU now that is more like it. so i tried to fit every character from the REremake using only league characters and to my surprise (try to use honest trailer awesome voice):

as Jill, the young female cop how don't hasakey, but sure can open doors as Barry, we made him drop the cigar and also the booze, now got a wife and two daughters to care for, but he still carry a powerful .44 Remington Magnum Colt Anaconda with 8-inch barrel, no shotgun do. as Chris, the guy with a gun and a knife how is more difficult to play that the girl, because Graves ain't ganking for him. as Wesker, A.K.A. the guy how Chris pissed of so hard, they can't share the same room without shouting and people getting beaten (mostly Chris, because Wesker ain't human any more) as Rebecca chambers, Because she is better support character and less annoying that the other "harmless girl". serious they still pack some punch, and while she his older, the other option is better for RE4. as Cerberus, the freaking dog how jumps out of the windows and made you have a emergency. and as zombies, they are so slow and brain-dead you only got caught because you don't know how to use the controls and deal with the fix camera angles. as yawn, that big (censored) snake that always find and way to poison you, so you have to route all the way to the infirmary to get the antidote. as hunter, A stupid over sized humanoid alligator the jumps at you and cut your head off... what's the difference? as Joseph, the guy who dies at the intro cut-scene, he is also Forest, Kenneth and Richard, because we are in a budget and Sean Bean had a contract, so we settle for the next best thing. providing the murder to poke forest dead body and be around the house, it's a actually a mansion, but got to cut those cost. in spider form as black tiger, a spider so big it can leave the room using it's double door... serious how did the big (censored) mother-(censored) of a (censored) got there? as crimson head zombie. as the freaking girl, who lost her family and then got experimented on, then they tried to kill her, more that once, she didn't die, and end up tearing other females faces off in search for her mother face,also, Kai'Sai need some makeup, Lisa is a lot uglier. I mean (censored)(censored) (censored) uglier, serious killing her is pure mercy. as the fly-human thing that is design to make you drop half liter of nitroglycerine on the floor. what was it call? chimera that is the name. she also, provide the others spider around the place... and has request a high payment. as plant 42, Jill is gonna need Barry help on this, hi also got a flamethrower, especial thanks to Rumble, you sir rumble and rocks. providing high trained, high toxic, genetic modified Bees, just for them to be kill, what guy. we needed a Shark, so we found the only guy with one, serious Riot, no Sharks champions in this game? you guys are such joke. as the final boss, the one you thought that was goner, but he is back again to kick you in the (censored) again his name? Tyrant. as Enrico Marini, the guy how discover the whole plot, but is shot dead before he can tell his teammates.

now the extra cast, or the guys how work hard to make what you seen happen got to get those timed explosions. we thought about getting Nunu and Willump, but this guy actually can throw real boulders that kill on hit, so is a no brain, one less guy to pay, more money for other things. that statute/armour that kill you over a key. proving those thunder effects, got to have those, or isn't spooky at all. We didn't what to give him credit, because he is the chopper guy who runs the moment his team most need him... man you team is in a life or dead situation and you are running away in a chopper? this chicken heart got a job as Brad Vickers. while the original one is a nerd, all we need is some how run away from a serious, CC heavy, Team fight for survival. so he fit the role the best.

i think that it... o wait, there more: as the arrow puzzle. as part of the eagle and wolf puzzle, we got ore work for you . commissioned to make the portraits puzzle. providing guidance on how to play moonlight sonata on piano. turns out, we need some gems, and he is the expert. making some mask, in a total of 4 (see no evil, speak no evil, smell no evil, don't see speak smell evil) responsible for that Fountain Plant.

now let's stop for a moment, yes there's moar items, but think this is enough for now. maybe we really need more characters, and be that I mean, cast other league of legends champion as R.E. things. on sides note, I serious didn't thought that Gnar could get in, but apparent his is a lot more flexible that people give him credit, I love how he is '“Survive. Adapt. Win.” –XCOM's mission directive.' and I just underestimate it. yes I could just use Nunu and Willump, but as far as remember, it's was a rolling boulder so... unless N&W have a snowball that looks like a boulder, Gnar is getting the job. now, back to it:

from the same stupid guy, how makes bad memes, hi brings you now a even worse version of his last one, that nobody ask for, it's league of legends adaption of RE2, just cause it's getting a remake:

is "Leon S. Kennedy" the EMO how get so lost he only arrives day after what was suppose to be his first day at work, what lucky guy, but now he is the only no zombie office in town, to bad for you, now work on the double. is "Claire Redfield" has lost contact with her brother, and is now going to enter a doomed (censored) city full of (censored) zombies, while saying "please don't shot" to a Leon how shot anyway. is Sherry Birkin whose father and mother ain't good, so she has to take care of her self, despise being just 12 years old, serious how two workaholics scientist managed to have a daughter? in any case, "Claire Redfield" does the mother, father, and older sister family support for her. is "Ada Wong" nobody is sure what her real plans are, and that is scary. is "Robert Kendo", the guy how close the door, only for the zombies to break in by the massive vitrine glass of his shop. is "Marvin Branagh" the cop how was wound by one of those worm food, how you have to kill later, because he believe in you getting help, however, was already too late. as "Ben Bertolucci" the reporter that almost uncovered it all, only to died in a embarrassing way, so much for locking you self in the jail so monsters can't get you. is "Brian Irons" The chief of the Raccoon Police Department, how killed a woman, played by and plans to preserve he body using Taxidermy techniques, little did he know that monster who got the report is now after him, that's at work baby. is "Annette Birkin" that mother who only now remember of her daughter because her husband had became a (censored) (censored) who is trying to (censored) his daughter. is the young and genius "William Birkin" how made the stupid decision to react in a assault, and got shot almost to the death, and the has a strike of genius and inject him self with the highly unstable, more mutating that cancer, it was his brilliant idea o derive it from Lisa biology, G-virus, and now is a monster, so he kind died. is "Hunk" A.K.A "Mr Death", as he somehow manages to evade death when he returns from his missions as the sole survivor. he also, got a thing for perfect, and doesn't care about teammates, and nobody know what face he has, some say he got a mask behind his mask. B.T.W, he some how managed to get him self knock out for about 4 days in the sewer after G attack. as "G", William Birkin first form, also his second form. as "G3" William Birkin third, and no even final, form. as "G4", but wait, there's one more, as it gets messier. we had to up scale, but he his a good actor, did everything as planned, mainly eating everything inside a train. lady and gentleman "G5" and as Zombies once again, but wait, we also included females, with doing all of them. ghouls as "G-Type Young". what ugly son of (censored). ultimate as "G-Type Adult", what (censored) this (censored) looks like (censored) why the (censored) i got so many censored, is this a (censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)? is "Tyrant" and he look better that the old one, even got "I mean businesses" cloth on. is "Ivy" and "Poison Ivy" the difference being that one got and the other doesn't, but in the end of the day, he is no match is you smash those controller bottons. as "Licker" and "Evolved Licker", serious, can't we have something more cute? why do everything have to be so awesome uglier? as a big spider yet again. is "giant sewer alligator", who has his head exploded jaws style, talk about karma. as "Large Roach", no further comments. is "Larvae" and "Giant Moth", also no further comments.

especial thanks to: for bring the murder of crows once again. you know those annoying vines that deal no damage and also are easy to dodge? his work. the unicorn medallion you need to unlock that lab door, actually that door is open, but you can afford to be shower in human waste. once again, our pyrotechnics expert out done him self, with no only one, but four explosives sequences that will have you on the edge of your seat, looking a how much pixelated they are. , , and are King plug, knight plug, rook plug and bishop plug. , and are eagle stone, serpent stone and two halves of a jaguar stone, that together, with some glue, make a whole jaguar stone And they are back the as eagle medallion (even do, she is more of a Corvus genus of bird) and as wolf medallion, while we could use that jungle camp, they halve three heads, and we need a single head wolf how can stand like a man. be cause for some reason, human like to drawn quadrupeds as bipeds, go figure. is a "Gold Cogwheel", whose only job is be a part of a clock tower puzzle to ring a bell, and reveal half one of the stones in Claire, and one of the plugs on Leon. and finally, him, the guy how made it all possible: ** is the rats on the sewer spreading the virus around racoon city.** but this is RE2, so we can't forget, the stun double of everybody that's a human. Tofu, the damage and collision debugging that shouldn't have made to the final game, but was put anyway, just because of memes.

and let's no forget, the guys making it all even harder for our heroes to survive the show of horrors: and as our locksmiths, gadget experts and a loot of thing they have hoarded over the century to make more puzzle and make everybody pass the same rooms and corridor one thousand of times just to get that freaking key. why they don't just try to kick the door down? is like those thing are or made of paper our a super resilient material. wait, doesn't that mean they could just use the door as a shield?

now another break, I could try to make RE3 work, and also others RE games. But that is already to much just too make fun of league growing overpopulation issue. not against you Neeko, but why you had to have a name very similar to the one that my computer has? don't let that fool you do. it doesn't mean league has run out of names, but it sure is a amazing coincidence. but before it all ends, I need to add just one thing

LUX IS https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/d/d8/Ashleygrah.png/revision/latest?cb=20180405064216&path-prefix=pt-br Ashley Graham Ok, lux isn't that unless, but you have to agree, when she talks is so close to being Ashley Graham annoying. you just need to adjust her to say something like: "Leon, HELP!" however, fun fact, Ashley actually drives heavy machinery during a part of the game that is kind like H.A. and by that a mean, a long single lane road with lot of enemy on it. fine, that was really bad, still... Albert Wesker quotes are so good for a guy with overinflated ego, just read them: https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Albert_Wesker/quotes