TFW your skin has an unwanted affect on the enemy

http://i.imgur.com/VqTWPv0.jpg : "Soooo~ Riven, you wouldn't happen to be doing anything later today, would you? If not maybe you would care to get 'wild' in the jungle with me?"

: "U-Uhm w-wel I was ac-actually....."

: "I'm sure that annoying Half-Dragon wouldn't mind if I borrowed you for just a little while <3~"

Glup

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Meanwhile Riven's team

: "Uh Guys all five members of the enemy team are with Riven, they aren't attack though."

: "HEY RIVEN, SEDUCTION IS MY THING!"

: "IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL!"

: "I swear if they get any closer to her i'll be over there faster then Gragas would be if they were giving away free booze."

: "I think Nid is trying to kiss Riven, or shove her tongue inside Riven's mouth."

: "THAT CAT JUST BECAME MY NEW CHEW TOY!" darts off

: "Should we help?"

Pentakill!

: "Nevermind."