How to easily get DJ Sona, Spirit Gurd Udyr and Pulsefire Ezreal by spending only $10

Busty Demoness··69 votes·3,853 views
  1. Buy $10 in strong alcoholic beverages.
  2. Do Worlds Pick Em while drunk
  3. Hope you lucked out on groups.
  4. enjoy a relatively easy knockout stage.
  5. Wait until your perfect pick gives you the hextech cache with the 3 skin permanents.

48 Comments

Sans Hama9 votes

No G2 is one of the best teams in EU and the world and will be a strong contender for first place at worlds

Busty Demoness5 votes

Which totally explains why they took last place in their group, losing out even to CLG.

Sans Hama18 votes

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Which totally explains why they took last place in their group, losing out even to CLG.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm

Virgin Ray2 votes

god damn it webster

Busty Demoness10 votes

I'm going to just say "derp" and move on.

Wimbledofy2 votes

wasn't really sarcasm, just a poorly done joke.

Sans Hama2 votes

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Spaceman5pff1 votes

Sarcasm doesn't work well in type. Unless you use /s you can't assume people will know it is sarcasm.

S H A Y C 01 votes

i think you ahve g2 and h2k mixed up bubba...

Gengar7 votes

So I did step one, got drunk and tried to do this pick em thingy. It says that picks are locked. Thanks a lot asshole

Glory ln Death3 votes

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/9/94/Shut_up_and_take_my_money.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/2000?cb=20131014170727

Wait, I don't want any of those skins... Got any advice on how to get Gentleman Sion by only spending $10?

EvilUnicornLord4 votes

And Steel Legion Poppy, that one's a must-have for Poppy mains like myself!

Busty Demoness1 votes

Request it from someone who makes custom skins.

Upload it as a custom skin.

Done.

(This can be done without using a custom skin program, just gotta know what files to swap out.)

Szymdziu2 votes

Not working, did every step drunk af and still didnt work :(

Busty Demoness2 votes

Step 3 requires that you lucked out.

Obviously Twisted Fate wasn't helping you.

Votable Jester1 votes

If Twisted Fate helped, you wouldn't have "lucked out."

Gelmous2 votes

what is Worlds Pick Em ?

Rakvir1 votes

Basically guessing which teams win when the groups first get announced. Clearly WAY too late for this. I completely forgot about this and am sad that I miss out on the stupidly small chance of winning community prizes (even if only for the participation rewards).

Gelmous1 votes

oh it's over ? how do you normally participate in them ? and what do you win ?

thanks alot.

Rakvir1 votes

I can't remember the exact details, but when the Worlds groups were first announced, it was basically going to where they host the stream footage and follow the appropriate links to the contest portion where you picked how you thought the outcomes would be, eventually culminating to which team would win Worlds final and depending on how accurate your overall picks were, there was a tier list of rewards. Icons were the only easy ones and a skin (or skins? forget how many) for the ultimate winner.

I think only one person got the top reward last year, if I recall correctly, that or the year prior to that one. Either way, the power of premonition would need to reach ridiculous levels to come out of it with anything more than an icon or two. I think some of the luckier people got ward skins, maybe?

Gelmous1 votes

wow it looks really rewarding, pretty sad i missed this year's pick em i mean you don't lose anything may aswell just go for it.

thanks alot

Rakvir1 votes

Yeah, I'm kicking myself in the rear for not doing it because I have been so out of it that I forgot it was even a thing so it slipped right by me. Riot doesn't do, what I feel anyway, to be a very good job promoting these sorts of things. I only learned of it because of the forums non-stop talking about it last year and since that didn't happen this year, it went quietly under the radar.

Ulriah2 votes

Sorry, this can't work everywhere. $10 can only get you like 2-3 beers in Scandinavian countries.

Parceval2 votes

Man up and buy straight Vanilla, or moonshine.

AIIan1 votes

Thanks for the advice, but it's not worth it for me. I already got SGU from an hextech chest, I don't want to pay 10$ for only 2/3 of the reward ;c

dominusx1 votes

i did something else. Bought PF Ez when it was 1700. Got SGU Udyr for free by riot and i still dont have DJ sona cause i prefer to kms instead of playing that champ

Serika Zero1 votes

Then ANX wins worlds and you need to repeat point 1 one for time for knockout stage ;)

Velzard of Koz1 votes

I don't watch worlds and have no idea what each team is but I love doing the pick 'em for some reason... Currently 29 points thanks to guessing Koreans will beat the clouds... I hope they also win coz I guessed them as ultimate winner. By the skinline I know they already won at least once and I think I put them into finals with the Telecom.

S H A Y C 01 votes

LIGHTWEIGHT!!!

10$ will only make me thirsty*[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]*

Busty Demoness1 votes

Buzzed is still drunk. It's just a lesser drunk.

S H A Y C 01 votes

yeah....thats like saying youre just "less hot" when youre ugly as F*[slayer-jinx-unamused]*

Busty Demoness2 votes

No, it's more like saying "she's kinda hot, but not as hot as this other girl".

Your comparison is more like saying "I'm drunk" when you haven't had a drop for the past 24 hours.

S H A Y C 01 votes

yeah kinda..its the original point i was making. i said 10$ of alcohol would make me thirsty..and made no reference to any buzz whatsoever, so yeah...you get it and yet the dots remain unconnected

let me know when you get there*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

Busty Demoness1 votes

If you don't get drunk (in any way) off $10 of booze, then that's on you.

If you want to make comparisons that don't make sense, you should head over to Gameplay board.

S H A Y C 01 votes

why would i need to do that when i can find just as many a-holes right here...

speaking of being a prick...

Drunk 1. affected by alcohol to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

its a very specific word, and it means to be in extreme intoxication and its silly to say "only less drunk" when referring to a minor "buzz" which im sure you will hate this comparison as well, but its much like saying "slightly morbidly obese" a simple "obese" would do the trick dont you think?

the word you were looking for is probably intoxication

intoxicated : affected by or as if by alcohol :

which implies no intensity and is ready for enhancing adjectives such as "heavily" or "extremely" or in your case "slightly"

saying "only a little drunk" is more of a comedic valued statement...youre heavily intoxicated since your drunk and have gone well passed being buzzed and attempting to not admit the fact.

so youre statement as you put it...you got drunk on $10 of booze. I did not.

never wanted to go with the grammar nazi defense but you left me little choice.

Busty Demoness1 votes

Since this is Memes and Games, not Grammar and Definitions, I'm not going to argue with you past this post.

The fact is that being buzzed still affects your behavior and is true for just about anyone (to the point where I haven't seen an exception). For example, laughing or cheering louder than you normally would because you're indoors. Buzzed is a lesser form of being drunk. Shitfaced is when you're drunk to the point you're about to pass out. Drunk doesn't imply intensity any more than intoxicated does. The difference is that intoxicated doesn't imply a source whereas drunk does.

S H A Y C 01 votes

at this point you arent arguing with me youre arguing with mirriam webster..ill leave you two alone to quibble.

Busty Demoness1 votes

You want to go that route? Okay then...

Mirram Webster also defines "buzzed" as

"to feel high, especially from a drug"

While alcohol itself is not a drug, we know that "being high" means you've lost some of your reasoning power. Therefore, it comes under "drunk" whenever the buzz is due to alcohol.

Therefore, "buzzed" is a possible form of "drunk", both of which is encompassed by "intoxicated", all by the definitions you got from Merriam Webster.

Have a nice day.

S H A Y C 01 votes

drunk still implies by definition an increased level of "buzzed" . which by the way "buzzed" was not in your post or my original post.

furthermore you cant read for shit. i stated that 10$ would do absolutely nothing or at least heavily implied it...and you want to argue over wheter buzzed =drunk..which it does not even come close.

good day to you lady. good luck with that GED...im sure its going to go GREAT!

Busty Demoness1 votes

Yeah, I got that $10 won't get you in any way drunk.

You still pulled definitions out as if to prove yourself right, which you failed to do.

So rather than just accepting that I got the message ($10 doesn't get you drunk or buzzed), you pulled a bunch of definitions out and made an ass out of yourself.

BTW, I've had my GED since '05. The only reason I have it instead of a normal high school diploma is due to burning out when taking my Trigonometry class and otherwise wouldn't have "graduated" the same year as my peers.

S H A Y C 01 votes

omfg youre still here?!?!?!

good day to sir

ChaoticPinecone1 votes

stop being fancy.

$10 is at least 4 40s. If you cant get drunk off 4 40s, you arent drinking fast enough.

S H A Y C 01 votes

whatever it is your drinking thats that cheap would probably make me gag... it took years to acquire a taste for beer and be able to drink it without almost throwing up to begin with, now that i can drink it i refuse to drink anything that i dont consider "good beer." Also, im a big boy and getting drunk is very difficult. I have to prepare hours in advance by not eating and then i have to consume a lot of whatever it is before hunger wins over. a single slice of pizza or sandwich or a bowl of pretzels can put me back in driving shape and make it near impossible to get where i want to be if i eat before i arrive at my drinking destination. not that this was ever really part of the discussion but it seemed reasonable to share with you.

ChaoticPinecone1 votes

Well, yeah. If you want to put it that way, sure - $10 wont get you drunk. $10 wont even buy you a shot of the cheapest tequila.

But ive never seen anyone down 160oz of a malt and not get drunk (or end up in the hospital). By the way, Mickeys is pretty drinkable for being that cheap. "Good beer" is subjective - some people think Bud Light is "good", while connoisseurs would think Racer5 is "good". If youre a connoisseur that wants to drink for cheap, I'd suggest going to Trader Joes - they sold a Mission St 22oz for $3 that was actually pretty good.

00 54 77 6f1 votes

or you just save your 10$ and pick while you're sleepy :^)

00 54 77 6f1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Aeszarck1 votes

Last year, for my first Worlds Pick'Em, I picked teams based on my intuition and the eSports article talking about how teams will probably score. I did really well; I only missed a few Groups teams and one first round Knock-out stage team. I think I got like 96 points or something. This year, I'm sitting at thirty, with a maximum possible of 85 if I get all my other Knock-out stage picks right. This has inspired me to do a random Pick'Em next year. (I'm 18 and am an American, so no alcohol for me.)

Group 1: Will roll a die for each team in group. Highest rolling team wins. In the case of ties, I will roll again for both teams to see which team gets higher. Group 2: Will use a spinner divided up into quarters, one quarter for each team. First team I spin wins the group, next team gets second, etc. If I spin a team I already got, I'll spin again. Group 3: Will get playing card deck and shuffle. First, I'll assign teams to their respective suits by choosing a team then drawing a card until I get a suit that has not been taken yet. Then I'll reshuffle the deck and draw the first card. That team wins. Next suit that I draw that was not previously drawn gets second, etc. If I draw a joker, the EU team (if there is one) goes last automatically and all teams are moved up one spot if possible. Group 4: Will trust my gut and do an actual Pick'Em for this.

Exceptions:

  1. SKT gets first.
  2. For the two Wildcard teams, I will choose one as heads and one as tails, then flip a coin. The one that gets flipped is placed normally in its group, the other gets automatically put in fourth in its group. If the losing Wildcard is with the EU team that drew a joker, the Wildcard gets third instead.
  3. If it happens that no NA team is in first or second for any group, I am allowed to use another spinner split into quarters. One quarter will be empty, the others will have the NA teams. If it lands on a NA team, I move that NA team up to second and move the displaced teams down. Otherwise, no NA team moves up.
  4. Team Liquid (overrides EU joker and Wildcard coin flip loser, is not a candidate for exception #3)

Knockout 1-1: Will trust gut and do actual Pick'Em. Knockout 1-2: Will assign teams to sides of a coin and flip coin. Winner wins. Knockout 1-3: Will shuffle deck, assign teams to color of card, then draw card. Winner wins. If joker, then the EU team loses. If there is no EU team, I choose who wins and who loses. Knockout 1-4: Will trust gut and do actual Pick'Em.

Knockout 2-1: Will trust gut and do actual Pick'Em. Knockout 2-2: Will trust gut and do actual Pick'Em.

Knockout 3-1: SKT

Exceptions:

  1. SKT wins all matches.
  2. NA teams do not make it to semifinals.

Someone quote me on this so I don't forget.

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