Hey summoners. What do you call a 0/10 top that's hard to carry?

Hey summoners. What do you call a 0/10 top that's hard to carry? A RENEK-TON

What do you call an old and beat up Maraca?

A SORE-RAKA What do you get when you cross Gnar carrying 4 Rejuvenation beads?

A GNAR-REGEN

What's Shen's favorite 1990s TV show?

KENNEN AND KAYLE

What's the difference between Zac and Riven? Ones a giant gross and disgusting sludge monster, and the other one is Zac! HEYOOOOOOO

What's the difference between most tanks and Rammus? You should ignore those tanks but you can't IGNORE-RAMMUS

According to the lore, Katarina's scar came from a particular Crystal Scorpion. This might be untrue since the culprit replies: SKARNER? I BARELY KNOW HER.

Okay that last one was a bit of a stretch...thresh..