You run into your main at Walmart....

It's empty because Wal Mart already took the souls of their employees.

Getting the newest beyblades

Just argue in the produce section over who's fruit is better

Blocks the entire isle with his cart. Truly evil

Poro food

10 different bottles of conditioner for her head and each tail

Shovel repair

A new air conditioner

Buys a candy bar, goes back in time right after he gets his receipt, shows it as proof of purchase, keeps his money

Light bulbs

A baseball bat to smash their lightbulbs

The box of ice outside. The entire damn box

Actually works there as a manager "Yeah, restock the Cheerios on isle 5. THE ORDER IS GIVEN!"

New keyboards

A CD of "It's rainin' men"

Anything that he can stack

Purple beer

A rework

"I just need the "R" key, can't I just buy that?"

Dura-Flame logs

: Gems ar... Me: You know those are fake right? : This is outrageous! Truly, truly outrageous!

Bathroom cleaning supplies.

- "Villainous scum!"

Sun Block

An obnoxious amount of nerf guns.

Nothing, because she wouldn't be caught dead in peasant infested Wal-Mart

My last comment was troll... this is the real one

Dictionary

Steak, cat nip, fire extinguisher, and turtle wax.

stuffed animal in her cart me: "uhhh" readies daggers me: "OH SHI-"

Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Rocks? Check. Laser beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body bag? Check. Shiv? Check. Pipe? Check. Hammer? Check. Axe? Check. Subject? Check. Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengeance? Check. Swords? Check. Saws? Check. Clubs? Check. Claws? Check. Hatred? Check. Anger? Check. Mermaid? Check. Murder? Check.

: Sixth grade chemistry set, a bag of Balloons, and lots of glass containers Me: (Suspiciously) What are you going to do with that...? : ...Chemistry (Shows with his hands) Me: Ok... (Leaves without telling anyone) Later that day : Toxic Chemicals were literally raining from the sky earlier this morning as notorious master chemist has used a sixth grade chemistry set to make the chemical and use balloons and glass containers, to get them up in the air, we go to Officer on the case right. : We have found Singed and are currently in hot pursuit of him : How long did it take to find him? : (Nervously) oooooooh, only a few minutes : But did you not start the search 3 hours ago? : (Sighing): Yes, we did : Then what is wrong with the current chase : (Annoyed) Everything : Don't worry (Coughs) We almost got him : Yah, he can't- ( throws down another adhesive) : NOOOOOOOOOO! (Throws down a giant traffic cone) : : Well this is one slippery fiend we have, how long do you think this will take? : We don't know, he's made a lot of home made so it could last for weeks. (Turning to Captain ) Which we could have avoided if you just listened to my plan! : Now listen hear, I said to get Garen,but you went-! : Will the villain be caught, we'll have more on this story tonight at 10.

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Far too many bananas Liter boxes for his voidlings. an unbearable amount of batteries Actual groceries since he's probably the only sane person in all of League. The latest makeup

Multiple toolkits, various electronics, automotive supplies. Overheard lecturing the guy in the electronics department about how Deus Ex Human Revolution was an excellent game. Sports drinks, basketball jersey, basketball, three boxes of new shoes. The basketball is suspiciously bloody. Ammunition, netting, sixteen boxes of cupcakes. Occasionally spotted dropping cupcakes in the aisles and waiting for small children to take them. Cosmetics and makeup, baking supplies, mid-range webcam. Overheard complaining about how more people should be reading her blog. Groceries, cleaning supplies, metal polish, well-hidden copy of GTA V. Claimed the latter was to better understand the minds of evildoers. 75 pounds of bacon, 20 gallons of pet shampoo, pressure washer. Paged over the intercom because her boar was destroying cars in the parking lot. Took her cart and went out to calm him down. Nobody noticed she didn't pay for anything.

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Lube and dirty magazines.

Everything Convinced to pay for Tahm's cart

100Watt Lightbulbs in hope that his team will finally see his lantern.

Kale, of course. Nowaitstopdonthitme!

- completely full of jerky. She's also opened a package and is munching on some as I talk to her.

Cart full of oranges

Me: "How are you going to pay for - "

"Eat one and go about your day as normal."

I actually main ekko... but I can't think of any scenarios for him.

So. Many. Moon. Pies.

- things found only on the bottom shelf

Cat toys

: Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven!

Lots and lots of ropes and chains ;)

all the food that is on promotion... for reaching expiration date...

Clocks

Cigars... he- he just couldnt hold it anymore

portrait frames... alot of them...

Bonsai tree

jogging shoes

still at the door, holding it open for everyone

a set of kitchen knives