whats your Fav. "Pro Tip" (sarcasm)
personally i like "if 
stops running that means he has accepted death and you should attack him"
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Take the Tahm ult. No questions asked.
Chase Singed. Always.
Attack the Shaco with mejai's and 20 stacks that runs directly into your team, he obviously wants to share his stacks.
git gud
Be sure to collect Ahri's hearts so she can't friendzone you. ;D
Build full AP against
to kill him faster!
Wards are a waste of money. You should never know what the other team is doing.
"Low elos should learn to stop back talking diamond 1s or higher. If someone from bronze has an opinion that differs from a diamond 1's, the bronzie should NOT try to reason with the high elo. He shouldn't ask why either. He should take what the diamond says as fact without talking back. Too many times, I've seen a bronzie backtalk a diamond 1, and it's disgusting, because the bronzie is wrong most of the time. The only time a bronzie is right is when 500,000 bronzies are talking back to a single diamond 1. There's a reason why you're stuck in bronze. It's because you think differently than the diamonds. Start thinking like a diamond."
rip the legend in memory of rackier, last high elo trynd main (2013-2002)
Always take the lee sin q. Always. No matter what.
Even if 
Teemo isn't in the game, watch out for mushrooms
If chasing singed isn't working for you just build more MR and try again.
"Always go melee against a Teemo. Trust me I'm a Master 1 smurf."
"That 10% health Gnar is a free kill. What are you waiting for?!"
"Rek'Sai can't be seen while burrowed, camp mid in Burrowed form to feed your mid laner!"
"Don't spam CTRL+3 with Spirit Guard Udyr"
"Go ahead, fight Yasuo, he's easily gankable.... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ......................................Mate."
"always feed the enemy kills they get fat from overeating and thus can be easier to kite. trust me im a atheistologistrician's 5th wife"
Dive every tunnel that the enemy 
places. It's an easy way to follow him and secure a kill.
Protip: Don't play (x)
If trynd is 1 hp, keep attacking him. He'll die eventually.Oh, and don't move. Just stand still and attack and you'll attack even faster.
Don't forget to buy boots for each foot ~ makes you run faster :D
"Dude, pick . counters 
!"
~Said in full earnestness by a silver player.
Form when I played AP Assassin 
"If you play an off Meta champion or strange build, your going to Lose."
2/13/0 
to 8/2/4 .
PS. We won
"Don't feed"
When playing support, don't worry about building Sightstone. Luden's Echo is a better rush for Blitzcrank.
When playing mid lane, always bring Flash/Ignite. Even if you're a passive laner, or against an aggressive laner, aggressive jungler, or both. Ghost? No, it's useless.
When playing Shen, don't look at the minimap. Just assume your team is okay and never use your ult (I've seriously seen a match where the enemy had a Shen and a Flash/TP Teemo, but neither of them ever used their TPs in good places, so we won every fight).
Never buy pots, they offer no return on investment
CS is useless, just keep tower diving them, even when losing trust me, im challenger smurf
Has counterplay
If we keep getting ganked by Xin, that just means we didn't push the lane hard enough.
Always fight 
if you have higher health, you will win for sure!
Build full HP against to survive her damage!
All-in 
"Just ward, because warding means you'll never be pressured and never get ganked. Warding means that the jungler will never be able to pressure your lane ever and basically removes them from the game :^)."
"You should play a champ that counters your opponent, even if you've never played that champ. Counters are everything."
All you need to do is dive their back line while peeling for me.
everybody ult kayle when she hits %10! -actual quote from a bronze player
As support, never attack the opponents. Ever. That way you can't steal the kills no matter what.
"just win"
Play gnar top your q is longer than any top laner gap closer and he is passively super tanky in his normal form
always ward a bush near u when enemy rengar is mia
push no matter what it gives u cs and zones them (classic bot lane)
Skillshots are most easiest dodges by walking straight backward. Or just standing still.