Tahm Kench is so Fat...

Yordle Xayah·Mar 31, 2017·90 votes·4,678 views

That orbs and sometimes even yordles orbit around him

http://imgur.com/3E0I51X

33 Comments

WiegrafOfValorMar 31, 201730 votes

#Let's begin the summoner 14

Yo mama so fat Tahm Kench need to stack his passive 30 times before he can W her.

robotmasterMar 31, 201715 votes

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Your mama is so ugly tahm he lost his appetite when he first saw her.

Jet SettMar 31, 20174 votes

Yo mama so ugly she makes Cassiopeia HARD! Er-I mean turn to stone.

MelledoneusApr 1, 20172 votes

Ugh, two out of ten.

Jet SettApr 1, 20172 votes

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SlimegoonMar 31, 20179 votes

Yo mama's so dirty I had phone sex with her and caught an ear infection.

esmelarApr 1, 20176 votes

Yo mama is so fat that when Tahm Kench Q's her, he ends up dashing to her

robotmasterMar 31, 201722 votes

Tahm Kench is so fat that he makes gragas look skinny.

Glory ln DeathMar 31, 201728 votes

Tahm Kench is so fat, he makes yo mamma look skinny.

I'm sorry, that was rude...

robotmasterMar 31, 201712 votes

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FilDaFunkMar 31, 201716 votes

Tahm is so fat, he can eat another Tahm.

TricolorStarApr 1, 20177 votes

People say yo Kenchy You're really fishy looking That's alright cuz I get things cooking https://elohub.com/images/champions/tahmkench/master_chef_tahm_kench_skin.jpg

QuadleMar 31, 20175 votes

Tahm Kench. You fat cat-fish. You are so big and fat. Why are you so fat.

Troll for TrumpApr 1, 20175 votes

Tahm is so fat that when Lee Sin ulted him, he broke his leg.

SpecterVonBarenApr 1, 20172 votes

Oh how I wish this actually happened in game.

Ionian VulpixMar 31, 20174 votes

Tahm's so fat Aurelion Sol's stars orbit him

(I don't have a gif of TK eating an allied Sol)

gman13Apr 2, 20173 votes

Tahm main here, can confirm. Teemo has a tough time kiting my gravity field top lane :^)

LEEROY KLEDKINSApr 1, 20172 votes

Tahm Kench is so fat that Kled claims him as his own planet

no to toxicMar 31, 20171 votes

Tham Kench is so fat. The entire game orbits around him. He is the center of the match. Tham Kench decides who will live and who will die. You live under his will and die under his hands. Its a cynical cycle of hoping that Tham Kench shows mercy to you that he migth eat you so you get to peel-heaven. But Tham isnt the saviour of everyone. He is chaos incarnate. You will not know if he will be the one dying for free or you and neither does he. Tham kench truly is a demon. A demon wich has no real intentions.

rengar voreApr 1, 20171 votes

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Tham Kench is so fat. The entire game orbits around him. He is the center of the match. Tham Kench decides who will live and who will die. You live under his will and die under his hands. Its a cynical cycle of hoping that Tham Kench shows mercy to you that he migth eat you so you get to peel-heaven. But Tham isnt the saviour of everyone. He is chaos incarnate. You will not know if he will be the one dying for free or you and neither does he. Tham kench truly is a demon. A demon wich has no real intentions.

ALL HAIL TAHM KENCH