Describe a recent game........

The Fat Punisher·12/6/2014, 5:33:51 AM·1 votes·1,067 views

in 2 paragraphs. without using any words with the letter "L" or the word "are"

14 Comments

Hrud12/6/2014, 7:46:40 PM2 votes

Scary invade at the beginning of the game forced me to use my escape and made me fear we where going to be defeated. But we managed to keep the enemy team at bay and our forester acquired his buffs without further issues. The first few minutes where arduous, what with Ashe eating every hooks from Thresh and being murdered by Vayne every time. In her defense, though, she did manage to make it a 1 for 1 trade every time.

Teamfights where a breeze, since our mid, Xerath, put on his magnificent carry pants and our composition meshed together fine. Nobody panicked despite Ashe's rocky beginnings, and we proceeded to work together with serenity to achieve victory. I now need one more victory to reach S2.

Yawn3x12/6/2014, 6:31:10 AM1 votes

Other team got dragon.

They won.

Maximum Zilean12/6/2014, 8:10:35 AM1 votes

Enemy Vayne got fed. Everybody just ignored her and didn't even try to pin her down in teamfights.

Defeat.

Gamender5612/7/2014, 2:49:15 PM1 votes

Pwned stuff as Blitzcrank. Whatever I grabbed died by either me or MasterYi.

MarhsallLee6712/7/2014, 4:06:44 PM1 votes

My ping was in the hundreds at the minimum for the entire game when I was Ahri mid. I somehow got better cs than when I have decent ping, won against jayce, and won the game.

gg ez.

Centuros12/7/2014, 4:09:04 PM1 votes

Try to use the letter 'e' as little as possible, too!

A Bad Ahri12/8/2014, 1:08:29 PM1 votes

Warwick item 3718

GoldenBerries12/10/2014, 6:01:20 AM1 votes

Sona Karthus Yorick Olaf Mordekaiser summoner 11 summoner 14

Tripolar12/10/2014, 6:28:07 AM1 votes

hmmmm.

fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed oh yea, and fedddd

ParinoidPanda12/6/2014, 6:28:26 AM1 votes

Support CC'd to counter an enemy invade, got their roamer and support separated and surrounded by our team. Our first 2 victims! Vayne just free farmed bot and mid: Mostly minions, some champions, some dragons, some towers, whatever got in her way. Support ran interference with mobi boots and made the opposition rage, and trashed the Katarina when Mid wasn't. Every engagement came down to the wire, but we tended to win each one.

Karthus roamer was an interesting experience. Every engagement, he'd be doing a camp somewhere on the map, then zzzzzzzzAAAp! The man got fed to bonkers just from that. The enemy thresh tried so hard to set up engages, but his team just wasn't able to follow up.

7ha7guy77712/10/2014, 6:36:33 AM1 votes

i can't describe my most recent game because the champion i used uses the forbidden consonant. we won when they surrendered 4 to 1. magic resist converting into ap is op.