Lets talk about it for a moment
It's an item designed to be used by AP champs. Some examples would be Gragas/Lux etc
It costs 2620 gold
It's a great item
It's named after a philanthropist named Athene who raised 7 million USD for sick impoverished African children. Affiliate: Save The Children
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-Chapter One: Dirty Money-
Athene is changing in his bedroom, taking off his suit made from the dollars he 'donates' to charity
BlackAndHael enters the room slowly, peering from behind the opened door
"S-senpai", he moans, "is everything to your liking, my lord?
Athene turns, looking at his lover with lustful eyes
"Not quite yet, laddeh," Athene says, smiling, "There's but one more thing Ah need ya ta do for meh".
BlackAndHael looks behind him, terrified.
"B-but, Senpai," he stutters, blushing, "the others will notice-"
Athene cuts him off then, closing and stroking BlackAndHael's frightened face with his pudgy hands
"Laddeh," he said, "git on tha bed".
BlackAndHael nodded sheepfully, blushing as he laid himself upon the bed for his master
Athene follows him to the bed, his money suit scraping over the sheets seductively
BlackAndHael swallows in anticipation as Athene lets forth his mighty green member from his hundred dollar-bill trousers, putting its girth in his hands
Athene smiles then, as BlackAndHael wraps his tender lips around the green monster's engorged head
"This is mah swamp...."
-Some time later-
Slurping intensifies
Athene moans in ecstasy as BlackAndHael sucks even harder
Athene lets out a mighty roar as his thick onion juice fills BlackAndHael's mouth to the brim, flowing out of his nose
"Sorry you were ogrewhelmed, laddeh" Says Athene, wiping the mess off his lover's chin
BlackAndHael blushes, "th-thanks, senpai"
BlackAndHael collapses on the ground, letting go his last breath as he chokes to death on Athene's onion spunk
-Chapter Two: Cold Lips, Hot Passion-
Athene cries out in anguish as his lover dies in his arms, cradling BlackAndHael's body as the life seeps from his spunk-filled lungs
"Ah'm sorry, laddeh!" Athene screams, tears and snot dripping from his face onto his money-suit's padded ten-dollar bill interior
"It's okay... S-Senpai," BlackAndHael whispers, "I just wanted you to be happy"
"Laddeh," Athene moans, "Ah canna be happeh without you at me side!"
BlackAndHael coughs, letting his last words (and some chunks of green ejaculate) come forth from his tired lips, "You'll find a way, Senpai. You always do..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Athene screamed, cradling the filthy corpse of his lover in his arms. "Ah need you, laddeh!"
-Some time later-
Athene is sitting alone, at his computer, streaming for "charity"
He plays some League for a while, alt-tabbing out to send funds to his queue-snipers in PayPal during his "breaks" from playing
Athene looks over at the picture of BlackAndHael on his computer desk, a single tear rolling down his cheek as he gazes upon the flabby, pale face of his fromer lover
Roaring in Ogrewhelming fury, Athene upends his sixty-thousand dollar custom mohagany computer desk, sending the expensive electronics shattering to the floor. "These could be replaced", he thought, "I'll just hold another 'Charity drive'"
"Ah know what ah have ta do, laddeh!" Athene screams, putting on his vintage money-coat made of solid money
-Sometime Later...er-
Athene moans as he rams his Jolly Green Giant deep into BlackAndHael's cold, motionless oral cavity, bits of dirt shaking off his corpse with each thrust
BlackAndHael's corpse takes it like a champ, never flinching once as Athene's girth threatens to split his dried, dead lips wide open
Roaring in passion, Athene finishes inside his lover's mouth, his spunk overflowing onto the cold concrete floor of Athene's basement, right next to BlackAndHael's old bed
Athene smiles fondly, wiping the spunk off his lover's cold lips, as he lays BlackAndHael's corpse down on the bed
Turning back at the doorway, finger on the light switch, Athene smiles as he whispers,
"Until next time, laddeh"
You guys can buy the audio book edition from me for 14.95$
Aside from the name, not really. It gives you a lot of different things for how much it costs.
I'd prefer a buff to Mikael's crucible though.
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