stfu and get of my boards :/
seriously though. Look at how you talk about your teammates (im being actually helpful here) - if you treat people like that, of course you will lose. I didn't click this to just roll you - if you want to have more reliable teammates, then treat them properly. Insulting them/degrading them/ etc. only puts them on tilt and they do worse.
FURTHER. the point of this thread is rather...nonexistant. Riot doesnt get on, see you in queue, and find your teammates. you are matched with players online at the time who are closest to your elo.
"Riot, why do you match me with crappy teammates" is one of the dumbest complaints I have heard on these forums. Ever. (not the dumbest, but its up there)