You've Suffered a Terrible Fate haven't you? ( A guide to doing the best you can)

ZekromEX··9 votes·1,090 views

I would like to talk to you guys about what to do when you idiots blame players who are trying very hard not to feed the other team.

When You are Jungling and you see bot, top, or mid Struggling try not to be seen and take the guy down to low health, keep in mind that even if they don't say thank you because you kept yelling at them to,"STOP FEEDING MID!!" but you know grammatically incorrect because it's you, try to think about what Champion they are facing and think of a plan before you just launch in.

If YOU sometime's think you can take top lane alone and say,"Don't worry guy's i can handle top." and the other team is duo top, please Don't ever rush in, if you have a jungler and you can't handle top because your a fricking moron who said,"I can totally take top alone guy's don't worry about it." Don't be stupid okay? I understand you think you're totally pro and all but just don't.

If you're bot lane and you find yourself alone try to do everything you can possibly think of to keep the first bot turret up it might be hard but even if it seems impossible you can always do it, if do end up losing the fight against the enemy team, and your team mates don't come to you're rescue because well they're ignoring pings or not coming down to help, please remember to just stay calm don't try to rage out of the game and try your best not to leave bot open for to long.

If your Middle lane it's pretty simple really, just don't get cocky and try not to leave it open either, don't stay at base to long and use a bunch of wards if you have to, they always help because people love ganking mid it's the most easiest way for jungler's to get kills, if you need assists and one of the lanes are open for the time being as it takes long for the champs to respawn at certain level's make sure you ping for help to hold down mid or if you don't' have a jungler make sure you have duo top so one can come down and hold down mid while you're away.

Finally don't yell at your team mates, Don't fight with the other team and don't be cocky, saying things like " I can solo you all" and dying by a turret is something you don't want to do because it proves that your nothing but a cocky person that obviously doesn't know when to stop trying to solo everything, when a team mate ask for assists and you are open and you took at least one turret in you're lane please help that person you feel good about yourself and plus you may get a kill or two off of them, please remember communication is key in this game if an enemy is missing from your lane and you see them going to bot or mid remember to call your MIA's don't just type it actually signal where they are so they can be prepared for them to come down.

This is a team game don't be afraid to help a noob or someone who isn't having a good experience remember that everyone has a different playing style's so if someone is playing a champ you like to play give them pointers and tell them how to build them, information is key so just keep that in mind.

This is ZekromEX from NA Server Hope you all enjoy you're games and please don't be a prick!

8 Comments

Scottishhound3 votes

i know this could be better written (ie with less of an insulting tone) but i cant help my self but to laugh at this... THANK YOU for the laughs they where needed today :-)

ZekromEX1 votes

Yeah, It is hilarious but it is serious, sorry if it was insulating but understand that this is the internet... everything is insulating.

Xozat2 votes

Normally I just call people "Butthole", But I suppose I could take it down a notch to "Doodyhole".

ZekromEX1 votes

or youi hole or something like that.

SpiritGear1 votes

Dawn of new Day 72 Hours remaining

Tsiddique1 votes

-applause-

Ðıor1 votes

I simpy refer to them as "Jim"

ZekromEX1 votes

Hey Jim is a good guy just misunderstood.

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