THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RIDICULOUS BALANCE TEAM FCKING DO SOMETHING

Here's a great god fucking example why you don't just "buff" or "leave it be" as it is if the champions winrate/playrate is low, so here i am, picking up assasin kayn, every once in a while succeeding quite well other times it's a full cc/melee/tank team, yet again beating my tops, ganking every lane, making em win, making top lane extremely fed, mid lane extremely fed, bot lane extremely fed getting my form at 7:30 which is a fucking record speed, making my way into snowballing and collecting some darkhavest stacks, team is happy everyone's ok and fed.

UNTIL A ONE FUCKING AFK FARMING JUNGLE VOLIBEAR DECIDES TO JUST FUCKING COME OUTSIDE OF HIS CAVE, BUILD TANK, ONESHOT A FED KAYUN IN A SKIRMISH, TRASH MY HARD WORKED AND BLOODY SWEAT FILLED FED BOTLANE, TRASH A FUCKING KASSADIN WITHOUT A CHANCE IN ESCAPE, RAPE MY TOPLANE URGOT, CONTINUE TO JUST GOD FUCKING FACEROLL THE WHOLE GAME, A GAME THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO END AT 15 GOD DAMN MINUTES BY THE STATS AND GOLD DISADVANTAGE IN THEIR TEAM.

But no, their jungler had lost all hope in soloQ or in playing the game overall, he decided to go for a pick to win, and JUST to clarify things, ALL OF THE ENEMY LANERS WERE SO TILTED/CRAP/DEPRESSED THAT THEIR MECHANICS AND WILL TO WIN WENT STRAIGHT TO THE CARBAGE BIN AT 8MINUTES OF THE GAME IN.

This shit sounds like a fucking D grade anime plot if you sprinkle some ahri r34 on top of it, but instead it was in my GOD FUCKING RANKED GAME, AFTER COUNTLESS OF HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE THE UTMOST WAY OF GETTING THE FIRST FULL CLEAR IN 4MINS INCLUDING KRUGS, FIGURING OUT THE UTMOST BEST STRATS/WAYS TO KILL CAMPS, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT ALL OF THE SHITTY BUGS IN KAYUN'S ULT(50% of the time i ult into a 300hp dude, i dont end up even getting the dark harvest stack and deal 0 dmg)(oh and if you go shadow assasin you can: flash/q/e/smite/use items during W but NOT GOD FORBIDS SAKE ULT). Wtf was i talking about, oh... ye....After all those efforts and brain puzzles to make kayn work, i get outshadowed and outdone by... A.FUCKING.FIRST.TIMER.VOLIBEAR.

Dearly: The one and only silver/gold player you hate so very much: KierreKikkeli Ps. WHY!?