A message to Riot from ADC's

AKAPROTYPE·1/13/2017, 5:12:14 PM·3 votes·441 views

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Please help a struggling ADC main. For only 99 cents a day riot can fix their broken ass game. Maybe they can nerf the jungle. Maybe they can nerf Vi and her stupid ass kit and lvl 1 ganks and then her constant camping of bot lane. Or maybe they will help fix the 4 man bot a 5 min. And remember every 60 second a minute passes ..... and every 5 min there are 4 people bot sticking their dicks up the ADC's and Support's ass so hard that they give the enemy bot lane get Vietnam flashbacks.

BUT Seriously It says something when i get autofilled adc
people would rather play support then this cancer of a role Fix this shit riot pls......pls

1 Comments

BastionKross1/13/2017, 5:29:36 PM1 votes

Marksmen appear weak because they get their ass jumped constantly. This is combination of several things:

  1. First blood tower - Easiest to achieve in bot lane due to having two champs attacking the tower instead of one, three if you include the jungler.
  2. Dragon - A priority objective at all points in the game, and it's right there by bot lane to attract both junglers. No one gives a shit about Void Scuttle.
  3. Autofill - Placing more and more unwilling players into either the marksman or support role. This makes bot line highly unstable and allows for non-autofilled bot laners to snowball. Not as big of an issue in other roles (although it's still an issue) because bot lane takes the teamwork of two champs.
  4. Marksmen - Quite strong if they are allowed to snowball. With assassins being derpy outside of a few outliers and tanks being laughable outside of Poppy (though her recent nerfs combined with upcoming nerfs to CoC will tear her and most other tanks right back down into the trash can), any marksmen who can survive the laning phase intact has a massive potential to tear things up in teamfights. The best way to combat this is with constant four man ganks in lane to ensure they fall behind.