Donkey Kong

LolIBetUReadThis··2 votes·516 views

With the new patch update brings so many things, tears, joy, balance, imbalance, and... LESS MF GANGPLANKS BARRELS I AM LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS NOT ONLY DOES THIS CREATE A PROBLEM WHEN MY TEAM THROWS THE GAME AND I STAND IN BASE MAKING PENTAGRAMS, BUT IT ALSO GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING IN HIS LORE, GP IS A PIRATE. PIRATES HAVE A PLETHORA OF BARRELS, BARRELS WITH RUM, BARRELS WITH GUNPOWDER COUGH COUGH BARRELS WITH APPLES AND BARRELS WITH MISCALENOUS EYE PATCHES AND REPLACEMENT PARROTS WITH AN ABOVE AVERAGE VOCABULARY ON NAUTICAL NONSENSE(SPONGEBOB JOKE) SO IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR THAT WHEN I LOG IN AND FIRST GAME NO WARM UP I PLAY RANKED AND GO TO MAKE MY SIGNATURE UPSIDE DOWN CROSS I AM LIMITED TO 3 BARRELS. LIKE WHAT CAN I MAKE THAT'S SO MENACING TO MY OPPONENTS WITH 3 BARRELS? HOPE THEY ARE AFRAID OF MATHEMATICS AND WHIP UP A SPOOKY TRIANGLE? JESUS H CHRIST RIOT YOU TOOK GANGPLANK AND TURNED HIM INTO EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE 3RD GRADE GEOMETRY TEACHER AT LEAST GIVE ME 4 BARRELS FOR A PHALLIC BARREL ARRANGEMENT. NOT THRILLED AND HATE MATH. ty for your time ~LolIBetUReadThis

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FrankerX2 votes

holy shit its really hard to read all this capslock text lol

LolIBetUReadThis2 votes

just scream it out loud it makes it way wasier

FrankerX1 votes

yea this can help you. but noone else lol. you better try to not caps and press enter here and there

LolIBetUReadThis1 votes

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ktpng.gif guess i was just ranting for humor not being formal and collected thanks for the concern tho

FrankerX1 votes

is this tahm french? Kappa

BladeSteel1 votes

You can still make it. it just takes longer. you can only have 3 on you, but you can have more on the field.

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