Donkey Kong
With the new patch update brings so many things, tears, joy, balance, imbalance, and... LESS MF GANGPLANKS BARRELS I AM LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS NOT ONLY DOES THIS CREATE A PROBLEM WHEN MY TEAM THROWS THE GAME AND I STAND IN BASE MAKING PENTAGRAMS, BUT IT ALSO GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING IN HIS LORE, GP IS A PIRATE. PIRATES HAVE A PLETHORA OF BARRELS, BARRELS WITH RUM, BARRELS WITH GUNPOWDER COUGH COUGH BARRELS WITH APPLES AND BARRELS WITH MISCALENOUS EYE PATCHES AND REPLACEMENT PARROTS WITH AN ABOVE AVERAGE VOCABULARY ON NAUTICAL NONSENSE(SPONGEBOB JOKE) SO IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR THAT WHEN I LOG IN AND FIRST GAME NO WARM UP I PLAY RANKED AND GO TO MAKE MY SIGNATURE UPSIDE DOWN CROSS I AM LIMITED TO 3 BARRELS. LIKE WHAT CAN I MAKE THAT'S SO MENACING TO MY OPPONENTS WITH 3 BARRELS? HOPE THEY ARE AFRAID OF MATHEMATICS AND WHIP UP A SPOOKY TRIANGLE? JESUS H CHRIST RIOT YOU TOOK GANGPLANK AND TURNED HIM INTO EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE 3RD GRADE GEOMETRY TEACHER AT LEAST GIVE ME 4 BARRELS FOR A PHALLIC BARREL ARRANGEMENT. NOT THRILLED AND HATE MATH. ty for your time ~LolIBetUReadThis