You know whats worse than Teemo?
The people who play teemo...
The people who play teemo...
It takes a special kind of evil to play Teemo correctly. I take it you either recently found one of these people or had someone who thought Teemo would be easy to play?
Hopefully it's the first one, a well played Teemo is always a lovely addition to a team.
A well played teemo causes cancer to all 9 other players.
The rest of his team is thinking 'oh god this person is literally satan, and is carrying the shit out of me.' and feel like reporting themselves just for being on his team.
The other team is desperately wishing that they could tear out the spine of the person playing Teemo, and maybe cut his balls off and trample his spleen while they're at it.
*laughs evilly*
Never was there a champion more designed to encourage rage quitting and camping in bushes like a Call of Duty Player. He just seems like a complete "screw you" to any champion who doesn't regularly build magic resistance or relies on auto attacks. Honestly every time I see a Teemo player a little bit of me dies on the inside.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy was teemo made?????
I must be pretty damn evil. Leaving all the little presents around the map for people to step on is just so fun!
Tormenting the enemy with Teemo's laugh is crucial to success with Teemo. I'm only being that evil because I have to be.