So, I have had a few games with Tahm Kench and I was wondering if there is a way to stop him from eating you if he is on your team. Sometimes I get problems in games where a Tahm Kench will eat people on his team at bad times and I was wondering if this can be avoided somehow. It is just kind of annoying for me, but I can see it being a problem for other people. Ty for reading.
Matezoide1 voteshttp://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140805233017/p__/protagonist/images/a/af/Wallace_smile.jpg
Politely ask him not to eat you.
SD1zpsQ3tL1 votesSometimes he finds me too delicious to resist. (how could he resist with that selfie)
Matezoide1 votesAnd that is the issue here!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/MightyMage/Judge-Fudge.jpg
Stop being so busy maintaining your deliciouness and he will stop.
SD1zpsQ3tL1 votesI can't, he knows my secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u9KWnk98Yw
(this was before the operation, I wasn't always the sexy bagel I am today. I was once an innocent fruit trying to payoff my mortgage on my drawer in the fridge)
Matezoide1 votesWell, cover yourself in pepper so he spits you out then!
Or just stay 1k range away from him at all times for the rest of your life.
SD1zpsQ3tL1 votes"Minuet 20, I have come to the conclusion there is no other way than to sacrifice myself for the creeps and summoners of this rift to live peacefully. I suppose it has always been this way, people diving towers costing their lives to take another. I will always remember the time we spent after the great trade of mid lane where we had survived a LeBlanc Q+W combo where your siblings had been consumed my our owner who we were so unfairly sold to. I remember seeing you, a lone 
in the inventory slot next to mine, I was just an old torn trying to pass as a bagel. Every time we went back to the our home shop we were introduced to new friends such as that rod that was so unnecessarily large. Then out of nowhere a summoner named "EL P" had been taken by Master Kench and thrown into the depths of the enemy team. I worried one of us was going to be consumed after that fight with 
, auto after auto I wasn't sure Master Kench would survive that fight. Even with the last tick of 
on him he still didn't consume us. I was happy. I had been baited into the false world where no was ever consumed, where no damage would fall on our owner to ever need our services. I couldn't have been more wrong. It has been 6 minuets since he ate you, 2 minuets since he has thrown the mysterious "EL P" into an enemy tower. There is nothing to stop this monster from eating the entire item shop, even when he called "EL P" salty he still ate him. I'm afraid he must be taken down from the inside, I'm sorry to ever have involved you in this, but I must poison myself so he might consume me and face his actions. I will never forget the kindness you showed to an old stale . Thank you our noble sacrifices will not be in vain.
-Sincerely,
the other  in TK's inventory"
This was a note we found from a  in Tahm Kench's inventory, he had been poisoned by the mysterious "Gangplank" before we herd the cries of Kench: "GG NO SS TOP"
magic pole1 votes