if I ganked and got summoners and you fucking ping spam when I tax 2-3 minions

Borfin·5/3/2015, 4:02:16 AM·4 votes·356 views

I am trailblazer smiting your fucking cannon + wave. keep at it and i might driveby smite one later.

Pay your taxes.

If I got a summoner spell, I take half a wave and leave cannon. Two, full wave. leave cannon. Kill, I'll help push but I'll leave last hits for the most part.

If you fucking ping at me (ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A FUCKING LEBLANC), the wave is mine and I don't give a shit.

It costs me gold and exp for you to fail at follow up in lane. YOU cost me gold and exp. Me coming to your lane puts me behind and I have two other lanes to worry about.

And I swear to god if you're going to take anything from my jungle take wolves, not chickens. You deny me fucking free oracles and expect me to gank effectively?

13 Comments

LifeCyclesTWA5/3/2015, 4:51:51 AM3 votes

I thought you were an idiot, the worst jungler ever, and a troll when I read this post. Then I reached the end where you talked about stealing the chickens. This is a good point. Aside from that, you are still an idiot.

As a jungle main, you are screwing over your laner by taking their CS. As a jungler, you should be prepared to have an inexpensive build. This is why Jungler's should either be a tank or tanky, you only have so much gold to work with and defensive items are much less expensive than offensive ones. By taking your laner's cs, you are taking much needed gold away from the guy who is supposed to carry you. Consider this: Finishing your jungle item is 2250, finishing Infinity Edge is 3800. Rod of Ages? 2800. Zhonya's Hourglass? 3300. Rabadon's? 3300. Blade of the Ruined King? 3200. Trinity Force? 3703. All of these are popular first items.

You know what your lane tax was? The fact you took their much needed XP when you went into their lane. Yes, when minions die near you and the laner the xp is split between you 2. In a solo lane where who has the level advantage can be extremely advantageous, this can be rather hurtful. Especially when a dumbfuck like you takes their cs and sticks around longer than necessary. Now, the enemy laner beats your laner to level 6 and may land a kill on them or force them to go back.

Please, quit jungling and shut the fuck up. You make us look bad.

EDIT: Your job is to get objectives and help your carry's snowball. With your mentality, I don't see you ever being a successful/challenger-ranked jungler.

Toothierosprey35/3/2015, 4:34:08 AM1 votes

I just hate it when my jungler comes into my lane, burns the enemy's 10 second escape, then thinks it's necessary to take two whole waves of minions while I'm battling for an advantage.

Kariu Rena5/3/2015, 4:38:50 AM1 votes

so you're one of those retarded junglers that pushes the wave even when it's perfectly frozen outside of your laners turret? good job m8

IcyPepper5/3/2015, 4:04:57 AM1 votes

People always complain about tax and relate it to taking monsters camps, but it's a bit different.

You don't gank the jungle, so why are you going to tax the jungler? You already get the buffs if the jungler doesn't need it anyway, it's not like there's a magical minion you ping for us to come across the map to take.

BluePolarizer5/3/2015, 4:54:16 AM1 votes

Good job. I need to get trailblazer more often. Currently I stick to blue or red smite for combat effectiveness but sometimes you need to show those laners who runs things around here.

LifeCyclesTWA5/3/2015, 5:23:29 AM1 votes

Says the guy who just came off a 6-game lose streak lol. Change your mentality, bud. Or you will stay a loser forever in this game.

Renaille5/3/2015, 5:35:47 AM1 votes

Why do you want to put your own team mates behind? You give them an advantage and then put them behind.