Dicked by teammates

I'd like to ask Riot a nice question, just for the holidays. I went 9/1 in promos, and got placed Plat 1 and then lost 1 game and winning 7-8 getting into Diamond V. Now here comes the spice. I've played 6 games in Diamond V, first game was fine, 2nd game, I got middle instead of top (fine with that) and our top first picked Swain, I had Cass hovered and my lovely adc decided to pick Corki, ya know, whatever its fine. We get into the game and our top starts feeding along with our ACTUALLY INTING CORKI against a Blitz Morde bot. Lose the game even after I completely dicked Viktor by having quadruple his farm, but that didn't matter because my team inted and managed to give him 1/7 and me being the only positive one on my team besides Kha who was 7/7 I think. We lose the game blah blah blah, 2nd game goes fine. 3rd game, shit happens again, team feeds I lose, 4th game, SAME SHIT HAPPENS TEAM FEEDS WE LOSE ( and in all these games I just get dicked by camps including getting 4-5 manned at 8mins along with constant jungle sitting top while mine does nothing) 5th game, My own fucking jungler, MY OWN JUNGLER, fucks me over doesn't help me, we won but honestly Riot, just give me competent teammates and please stop bending me over like my own team, I had 90% winrate in D V then after 4 games its like 60% because you like to give me games where I actually can't do anything to win because I take all the god damn pressure from jungler while my team STILL manages to feed and where my jungler just likes to do nothing but join in on the feeding. I just ask you Riot to give me this holiday wish. Thank you