Current state of this game. My 2 cents.

So... where to even begin with this. I ... HATE this game. I was never THIS mad in video games before. If i would start playing just now, not 3+ years ago, id 100% drop it almost instantly, like i did with Dota2. Here is why:

>>>> №1 - Dynamic queue. <<<< First of all - just a season ago i had multiple master accs. Even my first season in this game, which is season 3, i was diamond 1 around 70 lp on 2 accs at the end of it. For once i even took a challenger and was there for around 3 weeks. As you can see - i am extrime competitive person. So... about dynamic system. I cant say ANYTHING, that is good about it. This ABOMINATION is literally - THE WORST thing that happened with this game. Remember all those times in season 3-4, when you queue solo, just to see in lolnexus, that enemy bot lane is duo queue, so you already mentally preparing yourself, that your bot will be destroyed and game probably lost. I played in duo, as jungle/mid with skype, and i can tell you, that we had around 75% winrate in diamond + elo, just because we had better coordination of only 2 people. But that was around like 5% of all my games and most of the times i played solo. And as a solo player i absolutely hated duos, since they was creating disbalance by default. And no, i saw duo vs duo only in like 15% of all games, so it was indeed - quite stupid. Every game you were praying, that you will get queued without any premades. THATS HOW SAD THAT WAS WITH ONLY TWO PEOPLE ABLE TO DUO. I cant speak for all players, but i can guarantee you, that at least 90% of solo players, who was above plat5, would rather sit on cactus, than play against duo. And now we have... what? Triple ? Quad ? EVEN PENTA QUEUE ? ARE YOU INSANE? I mean... THANK YOU so very much, that at least above diamond, people cant play more, than triple queue at once. Helps a lot. Waaaait... it actually does not. I played 2 games today. BOTH TIMES I AM AGAINST TRIPLE Q, WITH ALL SOLOS IN MY TEAM. And you know what? I think i am done with this game. I dont wanna be a punching bag for FRIENDS, WHOS SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN. Sorry, that i dont really have friends, whos at least above gold. I have nobody to play with and even if i had - I HATE DUO QUEUE. If you wanna have fun with your friends - GO NORMALS. Ranked is for competetive play. If you wanna play with other people in RANKED - make your team and play 5s. As easy as that. There is another solution for this. Remember that disgusting stupid game with perma cc/ perma stealth idiotic champions, that i mentioned at the start - dota 2 ( Cant believe i spent at least 5 years on dota 1 )? Well in Dota 2, that absurd op parade game, you actually can click on some options and BAM - you queue only with solo players. Looks like creators of dota 2 not really that dumb. (All of the above about dota isnt confirmed, since i am not playing this game for ages, but i saw A LOT of threads above only solo queue in dota2 and how you can play only solo without duos and blah blah. So i believe its true.) So it could be really... like... REAAAAAAALLLLLYYYYY great, if we could have same option. If you want anything, that isnt 5man or solo IN RANKED - ... :) :) :) Go do something bad with yourself. I can maybe... JUST MAYBE tolerate duo partners, BUT ONLY if there will be duo in my team with ONE HUNDRED PERCENT chance. I dont care how much time you will wait in queue to play with your friend. If you want to play this game on easy mode, while solo players are all doing it on hard - you have to pay a price for it. I personally will wait 20 mins in queue to not play against even duo partners. < --- Its not without a KAPPA ofc, SINCE I AM ALREADY WAITING SOMETIMES AROUND 10-15 MINS IN LOW DIAMOND AS A SOLO PLAYER FOR SOME FK LOGIC REASON, JUST TO BE MATCHED AGAINST TRIPLE QUEUE AT THE END OF IT. EVEN IF THERE ARE TRIPLETS IN MY TEAM I USUALLY DO NOTHING AND WIN, SO ITS JUST... GREAT. GIVE ME MORE. ;) < --- Its a sarcastic/mad smile.

My adventures this season so far - start at plat 1 ( like everybody i believe ) . Diamond 1 in around 3 weeks. Then i stopped due irl/work reasons. 3 month later (MID SEASON PATCH LIVE) i found myself demoted to something like d4. Got d1 again, but really struggled for some reason (I was unaware about all that triple quad bs queue changes). Got to masters promo. AND THEN SHIT GOT REAL. 3+ People 8/10 Games. I start losing hardcore, since my botlane destroyed every single game. Demoted to d2. But hey... not a big deal. Will be masters in like 2 weeks max. Rng cant be against me all the time. OH HOW I WAS WRONG. At some point i was demoted to d5 0 lp, even tho i was still winning 90% of all my lanes. The ammount of things i said irl about dynamic creators... oooh grandma close your ears. Currently i am mid d3 and for the first time in my life i am actually almost below 50% winrate. Just 4 games ago i lost match, where i was 13-0, but ofc enemy team had triple queue, so they just outmaneuvered my all solo team. But hey, at least those triple queue had fun. Right? RIGHT???????!!!!! I wont even talk about legit quad/penta boosters, who can now legally make low elo players gain ranks. Its not like just a season ago we had a massive elo wipe/no end season rewards for A LOT of literally eloboosted account or anything. Now you can do it without hiding your rat face, since Riot made a legit elo boosts real. Clap fking clap. I swear to god - people, who added/created/approved this dynamic nightmare have logic sense of a 12 year old. As i said - this is BY FAR the worst thing, that ever happened in this game.

>>>> №2 - Elo boosts. <<<< It was a minor thing in s3. A little bit more in s4. But now... OOOHHH BOY. I personally boosted three people to diamond 5 at the beginning of season. You can throw slippers in me. Even permaban. I deserve it. I realized it the second i witnessed one of them playing in actual ranked game on his freshly boosted acc. Something inside me died that day. Ofc i am not an idiot and i knew, that d5 is worst elo, because of boosted people..., but dude... everything has limits. Lets say i made some not boosted guys (maybe you) REALLY miserable that day and i am really sorry. Hopefully that boosted guy got demoted (plat4 currently) and other two are not playing. So yeah... they exist. And if i did just three of them to d5, i know boosters, who did the same with at least hundred people just this season. And look at how many elo boosting sites are there. Riot? Hello? Sue them maybe? I am not that smart about laws, but cant they sue site owners? This is insane if they actually cant, since how freely all of those assholes advertising their services. I have twitch masseges, sended by bots, three times a week about blah blah dude, i got eloboosted by this site somethingsomethingeloboostkappa.com check this out. Jesus Christ... a what? And sites arnt all the same. So there are a lot of them spamming to everybody in twitch chat. Guess how many silvers are there? And i am pretty sure at least 1% of them will be diamond 5 in a week, after reading it. The prices isnt that high after all. And the faces of your friends after you will say something like - DUuude... just a silver? I am personally a diamond. Ooooooh, priceless. My suggestion. If you see silver border player in diamond 5+ with winrate around 70% - take their end season rewards... JK - PERMABAN THEM. Those people quite literally DESTROYING this game, making it SO MUCH worse for EVERYBODY. I hate every single one of boosted/boosters and i think they should step on lego every ten minutes for about twenty damn years. For my three boosted scrubs i will step on lego for a month. but blah blah, what to do with people, who got no border and just smurfing bla Well... every season i am making one new acc from zero to hero ( ending usually around mid diamond ) just to practice some champs and new metas, since i am not a fan of preseason patches and usually never playing for around 2-3 month after season ends. So, if you see the acc, whos around 70% winrate d5 without stops - its a smurf, but if its 45-55% in gold and THEN SUDDENLY making it to d5 in 3-4 days - PERMABAN THIS RAT. I am 100% sure there are more ways to check this. but why do you care about d5 blah blah, if youre high elo player blah? Well... as i was saying i got demoted to fking oblivion and now i am playing in this hell hole with all those beautiful people, who care about their flashy boards (95% of them are not getting them anyway), even if its slowly killing the game. Yeah, you selfish little boosted piggy, i am talking about you. I know that on NA the overall situation is better, but on EUW its BEYOND bad. I see people with 15 cs min 7 almost every single game and there is no end of it. AND NO, those people were NOT pressured, so i already can tell to which elo they actually belong. There are few exceptions ofc, but most of time i can spot boosted player as fast as spotting vegan in a thread, about how delicious meat products are - SO IN AN INSTANT.

>>>> №3 - Lack of counterplay. <<<< This is a minor one, but still. First - ADD MORE BANS. In its current state i can ban whatever the hell i want and still get a lot of... how do we name them... OVER THE TOP champions. In my head id ban AT LEAST TEN annoying ass disgusting champions EVERY SINGLE GAME. Yet we have only 3 bans. Like.... HELLO? How many champs are out already? Around 130? Just googled it - 131. 6 Bans per game... Are you SERIOUS? You know what? How about we get rid of bans at all, since they do almost NOTHING.

Second - ... RNG DRAKES... ??? Just why? Is this Ghostcrawlers work? The guy who was in charge of WoW, when Mace stun / Explosive shot stun / Death knights rng horror from dnd/ AND A LOT MORE was a thing. Long time World of warcraft pvp players will understand my pain. №2 idiotic idea after dynamic queue (both at the same season... clap clap). I have no overall solution for this, but maybe... id delete fire drakes. Other drakes are fine... i guess..., BUT FIRE IS JUST INSANE. Oh, so you got full late game team against full early/mid and there are only fire drakes spawning (I HAD AT LEAST 3 GAMES LIKE THIS). Unlucky ;((( < --- This is also a fking sarcasm. Not to mention, that 24%(FK, EVEN 8%) dmg FROM EVERYTHING is just disgustingly toxic design. But wait! There is more! +50%, if you take elder. 36% (if maxed) Dmg. ......??? A what? Sorry, forgot that we are playing dota with all its idiotic rng. Because we all love RNG. ITS SO MUCH FUN! ISNT IT? MM? I heard not so long ago something about - lets delete crit, since its too much rng... How did we ended up with ABSURD rng drakes again? ..... ???

Third - Not gonna talk about all 49iq champions, who for some reason doing FK TON of dmg with pointclicks, since it will take the same wall of text. I just hope, that someday i could call this game skillbased, when all those dumb heroes will be reworked... DELETED? Id personally delete some. Like Warwick is a good example. Whoever made his skillset... dude... like... I just hope this guy isnt in Riot anymore. Warwick with bloodrazor and botrk not even red buff, can press red smite + R on ANYTHING, that isnt armored tank and 100>0 it, while mouthbreathing and nosepicking with his free hand, since OBVIOUSLY you dont need two hands to play this champion. And its just one example. Why would i play something like Syndra/Lux/Azir/Ahri/Orianna or this new chick ThalYyay (Literally saw her 2 times in about 70+ games. WHY I WONDER.), if i can pick Malzawhore/Fizz/Swoin/CasseoNOCDBSCHAMP/RYZE(Jesus Christ this champ... If ill say, that i hate him, its like saying nothing at all) mid and crush everybody with my mighty pointclicks/idiotic spellvamp auras. I personally hate mage update by the way ;) The only good one is probably Syndra. Maybe Vlad aswell (Yeah, they overdid it, but once nerfed he will be fine... i hope. Banning him every game is annoying). But other ones... Oh Laser eye thing, is that hes doing true dmg with his passive, so lets add... i dont know... MORE TRUE DMG, so enemy mr wont do sh1t. Catch E on 80% hp and you no flash - DEAD with just 1 W+R. And other reworks are just the same. Idiotic champs now a lot more idiotic. Thank you... or something. Remember last Ryze rework? Same thing.

Lastly - People, who can only one role. Ofc Riot cant do anything about it and its just my personal thing. So listen here kid. If you can ONLY ONE ROLE - DONT FKING RANKED. Not everybody will understand it, but every time i see person in champ select (jungler for example), whos saying something like:

• Hey, can i mid? And you like.
• Hmmm, well... i can four roles, but not sure about my jungle abilities, so ill pass, sorry. And hes like.
• Well... i cant jungle for sh1t myself;( INSTANT RAGE IN YOUR EYES.
• Then please tell me, why are you queue for jungle. Most brain-related (is this word exist? no idea) role. And the person is like.
• Hehe. Its cuz queue times are a lot shorter. Is this shit ever happened with you? I swear to god, id punch every freaking asshole, whos doing this, right betweet the eyes. IF YOURE SO BAD/DUMB, THAT YOU CANT LEARN AT LEAST 2 ROLES (TOP/MID, AD/SUP, JUNGLE/TOP - super easy combos) - DONT SHOW YOUR LAZY ASS IN RANKED. CASE CLOSED.

>>>>>>>> Soooooo... Overall conclusion and TLDR.

This game suck, just like my english (my 4th). Ill give it one-two last tries, but 99% i am not playing, till dynamic nightmare gone/i see two different queues for only solo (maybe two players duo, like old times) and for those adorable people, who would rather wait 5 mins less, but play with triple + premades, just to be buttraped by three+ skyped 14 year old fat Melvins). Eloboosters, who destroying everything for innocent solo players wont be touched hard, cuz fk logic, but we can only hope. Disgusting rng should go too. Ghostcrawler - i DONT like you. Can only 1 role and youre my teammate in ranked game - go eat some Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears (google that shit and the review). Rework stupid champs faster. At least try. Please. Pretty please? Please with star guardian Lux E's on top? Like/Dislike. Whatever. Maybe ill look at this thread, maybe not. And yeah... i know that there are A LOT of those Dynamic rage threads here. I just had to say it all, before i stop playing this game for maybe... forever?

Overwaifu here we go.