Simple Win Hack Intructions!

GoBackToNormal·4/4/2017, 7:16:27 AM·1 votes·473 views

Simple win hack instructions (this does not apply to Jung):

Don't push lane till you get 3 full items built (2 weapons and shoes) such as
Don't hard engage till you get 3 full items built (2 weapons and shoes).
Do 1 and 2 first.
If this seems impossible in your current game stick to instruction number 3
Poking is allowed. If you die poking go to number 8.
I did not miss number 5 I hid it somewhere in this post.
You're a nub!!!
When I'm mad I spell "the" like this "teh"
Ignore 7-9 and let your enemy push you under your tower till you get your items.
IF you are over concerned about cs you will fail. Gold is good but you can't make gold if you're dead.

If you follow these instructions I guarantee your win rate will go up. If it does not contact me for full refund.

2 Comments

Silly Neeko4/4/2017, 7:25:40 AM2 votes

I would like my refund. The enemy mid laner ganked top and bott while i hid under tower farming and they have 4 full items to my 3.

EDIT:

Also because you did not say to ping missing enemies and ward, the entire ally team followed those instructions and never pinged or warded and thus kept dieing after they pushed lane after 3 items because they kept getting ganked.

GoBackToNormal4/6/2017, 4:21:15 PM1 votes

First off, wards and pings are the most basic aspects of gameplay. If you have no concept of the basics you will fail. That's the whole point of this post. I hope that was a good lesson for you. Next time follow the mid laner to prevent the gank. You still don't need to hard engage if your under leveled and under geared. All you need to do is force them out so they return to the lane. But before you leave your lane ensure your minions stalemate or push while you are gone. You don't need to clear the whole wave. You only one more minion than the other team to make it push. Little tip, upgrading your ward will win you more games. The numbers have been run and those that upgrade wards wins more games, its a fact!