Random Perma bans
Hi everyone Before you read this article, I am gonna give you a little summary about it. It's about me, getting automatically detected by the bots in the game as a toxic account and getting banned. I know what you're saying, you're like "Omg it's always correct and it never goes wrong you got banned before anyway that's why you got perma banned now". I want to share my chat logs with you guys and let you guys decide, and I reformed and stopped raging. Yes I was an asshole before, and I deserved all the bans that I got, but this perma ban was ridiculous. I want to get to a point, where it requires a real person to review your account instead of a bot and then you get the perma ban, because even though their bot has been doing a brilliant job, it went wrong this time. It says that community judged my comms to be "far below the standards" and what I said is "grossly offensive" Keep in mind the descriptions I wrote was meant to be sent to people who don't have enough knowledge of the game, to show them how awful can League Of Legends get. That's why sometimes I explain things like "There's a champion called Shaco blablabla" and call turrets "towers"
So, do me a favor guys and help me reform and tell me what was "grossly offensive".
Game 1 [I was reported by Bard, and Bard was reported by 3 people in our team] Psychoneurotic: Can you come Psychoneurotic: And suck Psychoneurotic: Actually Psychoneurotic: Don't Psychoneurotic: dw xD Psychoneurotic: Nothing xD
“As Shaco, your dance allows you to do actions which are similar to giving a blowjob, so I was asking him to do it to me as a joke. His reaction was “Suck on what? xD”
Psychoneurotic: Yo Psychoneurotic: Shaco Psychoneurotic: Place Psychoneurotic: Thefucking boxes Psychoneurotic: Damn it Psychoneurotic: Start at 41 pal Psychoneurotic: 00:41 Psychoneurotic: Put 2 on the frog Psychoneurotic: He's trolling Psychoneurotic: He's trolling
“He accidently pressed 4 instead lf ctrl 4 so he placed a ward. When I said “He’s trolling” twice, I was being sarcastic and he was laughing at it too”
Psychoneurotic: I mean, let's be honest Psychoneurotic: I'd rather to lose 14 LP Psychoneurotic: And make sure the trolls like him get banned Psychoneurotic: Bard is trolling Psychoneurotic: Is that why you went mid and said "ayy lmao" and tower dived Psychoneurotic: And then opened your portal to them to make them kill me Psychoneurotic: How mature Psychoneurotic: xD Psychoneurotic: He's the worst troll
“On here, Bard, a champion which is famous as “trolling teammates” kept getting me killed even though he was on my team, and he started trolling and kept saying “ayy lmao” and tower dive and die and intentionally feed”
Psychoneurotic: Shaco Psychoneurotic: Are you daft Psychoneurotic: Stop saying "?"
“On here, everytime Shaco got a kill on enemy team, he kept teasing them with saying “?” so since he had a decent sense of humor, I still asked him to stop saying ? to them”
Psychoneurotic: xD Psychoneurotic: Let's be honest Psychoneurotic: Why would you report him Psychoneurotic: If he's helping you win Psychoneurotic: XD
“Over here, one other person in our team kicked off and asked the enemy team to help us report the troll to the tribunal and let them deal with him as he was ruining the game for us, and they said they won’t report him so that was my response”
Psychoneurotic: Shaco Psychoneurotic: I think I should report you too
“I flashed to take the kill that belonged to him as a joke, but he managed to get it first so he started using his laugh in game and so did I”
Psychoneurotic: To be fair Psychoneurotic: Since Bard has been trolling for 8 minutes by now Psychoneurotic: Yet you keep spamming "?" Psychoneurotic: None of us really know why he's trolling Psychoneurotic: He went mid at first Psychoneurotic: Then came bot and opened portal to let you guys kill me Psychoneurotic: Then started rushing to you guys to feed you
“Over here, I cannot certainly remember why I said “since bard has been trolling for 8 minutes by now” but I was agreeing with one of our other teammates who had no idea why the guy was griefing and trolling”
Psychoneurotic: It's normal in your league, Morg, dw xD Psychoneurotic: ;)
“In here, I was saying how Bard was trolling and as soon as our Bard tower dived the enemy and suicided to continue his trolling, enemy Morgana said “I don’t see how he’s trolling xD” so I responded by that”
Psychoneurotic: Report Graves because in a 3v1 he still got a kill Psychoneurotic: Ikr
“On here he went AFK and started staying at base and I was pushing forward way too far and I wasn’t paying attention to enemy movement so I got ambushed and they Bard said “Report Graves”. I was playing as Graves, and I managed to dodge some of their moves and take one of them down with myself so I said “Report Graves because in a 3v1 he still got a kill” referring to what he said to show how immature he was acting”
Psychoneurotic: Oh and btw welcome back "ADC BARD" ;) Psychoneurotic: That's what he said Psychoneurotic: Screenshot? Psychoneurotic: I screenshotted Psychoneurotic: Will send it on Gyazo after the game Psychoneurotic: He's just trolling Psychoneurotic: I guess it's because he got Supp Psychoneurotic: Well at least he's a bit funny Psychoneurotic: BARD Psychoneurotic: HEAL Him
“He started buying other roles’ items in order to troll more so after he stopped staying at base I said “Welcome back ADC Bard” and enemy team’s Master Yi said “Did he actually say it?” and I said I screenshotted it and I’ll put it in Gyazo after the game”
Psychoneurotic: When Riot checks the chat logs Psychoneurotic: The thing is Bard Psychoneurotic: 3 people in OUR team is gonna report you Psychoneurotic: Idk how many people in their team
“I am not sure what he exactly said, but he it was something like “I don’t care blablabla I’m reporting you” “
Psychoneurotic: Shaco Psychoneurotic: Dragon Psychoneurotic: IT'S Psychoneurotic: FIRE Psychoneurotic: YOU BRONZE 5
“I kicked off a bit and went aggressive on Shaco for his lack of focus and attention on the game which costed us the entire game. I do admit I went a bit too far over here as it was a mistake that anyone could’ve done”
Psychoneurotic: They can take it
“Referring to the Dragon.”
Psychoneurotic: He is trolling Psychoneurotic: That's why he leaves you Psychoneurotic: Ikr Psychoneurotic: Playing Graves is fun Psychoneurotic: I bet playing Yi is fun too xD
“Over here, our Nasus/Shaco was asking why our Bard kept leaving him alone, and then enemy team’s master Yi was talking about something fun, I’m not sure what exactly was the conversation”
Psychoneurotic: BARD Psychoneurotic: HELP SHACO Psychoneurotic: Heal him Psychoneurotic: Well at least you admit it haha Psychoneurotic: xD
“Over here I was asking our Bard to stop trolling and actually help our teammate. Then Master Yi said that he loves playing easy Champions so I told him that at least he admits that Master Yi is an easy champion”
Psychoneurotic: According to Shaco Psychoneurotic: Fire dragon isn't important Psychoneurotic: Bard is in the tribush Psychoneurotic: Behind you Psychoneurotic: Nvm he moved away Psychoneurotic: You see?
“Over here I was dying by the Tribush after Bard pinged me to go in but he stayed and started dancing just to troll me even more. I don’t know why I trusted him”
Psychoneurotic: I just imagine a 9 year old minecraft kid voice on youtube Psychoneurotic: "HEY GUYS TODAY I AM PLAYING LEAGUE TROLLING MY TEAMMATES PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE" Psychoneurotic: Bared Psychoneurotic: Bard Psychoneurotic: Heal Psychoneurotic: Ryze
“I was mocking at how immature he was and that he found trolling a fun thing to do”
Psychoneurotic: I know there's a team chat Psychoneurotic: I enjoy talking to people Psychoneurotic: xD Psychoneurotic: "we don't need fire dragon" Psychoneurotic: Shaco, you literally said we don't need any Dragons Psychoneurotic: Dude I'm happy no one heard my loud facepalm when he said it
“Over here, one of the people in enemy team asked me why am I not using the team chat and I told him I enjoy talking to other people. Then our Shaco claimed that we don’t need the fire Dragon (Or something like that I am not sure Riot doesn’t let us have access to the entire chat log) which I think was sarcastic “
Psychoneurotic: Trust me Mr "XdarkXR4inX Psychoneurotic: xD
“Over here our Bard said “I bet you have no friends in real life” so I mentioned his childish name and I said trust me mr “xdarkxr4inx”, and I forgot to say “I do” “
Psychoneurotic: New orders from the team leader Psychoneurotic: "get tower please" Psychoneurotic: The Jungler is Psychoneurotic: Always the team leader
“When there’s a team leader, they say things like “Bard you flank behind, Graves you wait for his ultimate and I’ll go top lane and split push while we use Nasus as a Distraction and Ryze as a tank” but instead he said “get tower please” which makes no sense because we were nowhere close to any towers so I still have no idea what he meant and when the enemy Yi asked who’s the team leader I told him Jungler is, and in solo Queue, Jungler is almost always the team leader”
Psychoneurotic: Because Bard thought his 14 subscribes on youtube wanna watch him troll
“Someone asked why Bard was trolling and I gave them the most logical answer”
Psychoneurotic: I can always kill him
“Someone was asking how enemy ADC was fed and unkillable and I said I can always kill him”
Psychoneurotic: YOU JUST ADMITTED TO TROLLING AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
“Bard was saying how he never trolled but then he accidently said “I never bought the right item” or something like that. Like “I never came to your lane”. I am not sure, I can’t remember properly”
Psychoneurotic: HELP HIM Psychoneurotic: Good job! Psychoneurotic: Bard, you do know chat logs get recorded and you're just almost confirming your own ban, right? xD
“Over here Bard was telling enemy team I am swearing at him and saying that I’m gonna troll so I thought Riot actually checks the chats instead of banning people based on how much they talked”
Psychoneurotic: Nasus Psychoneurotic: Are you playing Psychoneurotic: T_T
“Over here our Nasus was not moving at base so I thought he gave up so I asked him the question and he didn’t answer so I wrote the crying emoji”
Psychoneurotic: When they expect the troll to stop trolling" Psychoneurotic: xD
“Pretty much explains itself. Our Shaco was saying “bard pls stop trolling” “
Psychoneurotic: Apparently saying Dragons are important is disturbing Shaco Psychoneurotic: Lord
“Shaco was saying he wants to mute me as I was getting annoying, so I said apparently saying Dragons are important (they are one of the most effective objectives in order to win” is disturbing him. “
Psychoneurotic: Well played everyone Psychoneurotic: Morgana, your stuns were on point Psychoneurotic: Did you guys light a candle couple of days ago btw Psychoneurotic: You Ryze Psychoneurotic: Yo* Psychoneurotic: Cheer up man Psychoneurotic: Don't be upset Psychoneurotic: Hell naw Psychoneurotic: wp
“In the last couple of lines, when we realised the game was over, I started saying the final good bye to other people, complimenting enemy team’s Morgana of how good she was, and asking people if they lit Candles for Christina Grimmie. Then Ryze said he’s getting sad because of these trolls and I told him not to be sad”
Game 2 [I am not sure who reported me] Psychoneurotic: Fuck me sideways Psychoneurotic: Sorry everyone Psychoneurotic: Just a bit distracted
“I didn’t realise the game started and I was 20 seconds late”
Psychoneurotic: Tahm Psychoneurotic: Fucking eat them Psychoneurotic: Seriously dude Psychoneurotic: Use them abilities Psychoneurotic: Not the minnions oh my god xD
“Tahm Kench can eat allies/enemy units and spit them away which can be used to eat ally and spit it at enemy for trolling or to eat enemy and spit them under friendly tower to kill the enemy. So this guy was only auto attacking and when I told him to eat them, he ate the minion instead”
Psychoneurotic: He's trolling Psychoneurotic: How mature Psychoneurotic: THANK YOU!
“As soon as I was about to kill the enemy, he ate me to stop me from auto attacking them and then spit me away”
Psychoneurotic: We're good Psychoneurotic: Keep eating Tahm, good job Psychoneurotic: That was clear xD Psychoneurotic: Don't worry Psychoneurotic: First thign you gotta do Psychoneurotic: Get 3 stacks on them Psychoneurotic: And then eat
“Over here he said it’s his first time playing Tahm Kench (which was a lie, he had a skin, I didn’t realise he was lying for a second) and when he actually ate the enemy, I said good job to him and then tried to teach him how to play Tahm”
Psychoneurotic: What's up Amumu, staying AFK wasn't a good idea was it Psychoneurotic: To wait for your team to do all the damage :P Psychoneurotic: Tahm Psychoneurotic: Read over all of your abilities Psychoneurotic: And your passive Psychoneurotic: Do you
“Over here Amumu kept going forward and backwards and not co-operating and kinda AFKing. And then Tahm continued trolling so I thought he doesn’t know what he’s doing so I asked him to read over his abilities”
Psychoneurotic: Fuck Psychoneurotic: You Tahm Psychoneurotic: He's trolling me Psychoneurotic: Because he got Supp not his main role Psychoneurotic: He started trolling
“At this point I realised he was actually messing with me and trolling me and he knew what he was doing but instead he decided to troll us and apparently it was because he got the Support role”
Psychoneurotic: GET OUT Psychoneurotic: OF MY LANE Psychoneurotic: GO TOP Psychoneurotic: Fucking immature Tahm Psychoneurotic: Fuck you Psychoneurotic: Trolling is really funny isn't it Psychoneurotic: Such a hilarious thing to do
“He kicked me off by trolling me and he kept making me die even though I asked him to just leave me alone he continued”
Psychoneurotic: Dude I'm 3v1 on bot Psychoneurotic: Mf DCed? Psychoneurotic: I'm sorry
“Bot lane is meant to be a 2v2 but when my ally was against me, I was in a me vs 3 people situation. Then enemy team’s Miss Fortune (MF) Disconnected and I didn’t realise and I killed her then I felt bad”
Psychoneurotic: Get out of tower range Psychoneurotic: Ahahahaha Psychoneurotic: Exactly Psychoneurotic: With someone Psychoneurotic: To save ur arse Psychoneurotic: Exactly Taric ;)
“Here I was talking to enemy team’s Taric who was to be fair one of the funniest people I met and he cheered me up so much from the crappy game that I had because of trolls. He was saying he wants to 1v1 me (Which is almost impossible as he was the Support and I was the ADC and ADC outpowers the Support) and when he actually came to kill me I called for even more backup and my team killed him and when he said (Do you really need help? xD ) or something like that, I said Exactly to him”
Psychoneurotic: DRAGON Psychoneurotic: AMUMU Psychoneurotic: Alright Psychoneurotic: "sry no mana" Psychoneurotic: What bronze is it Psychoneurotic: Be honest with me Mumu Psychoneurotic: Which bronze are you Psychoneurotic: -_- Psychoneurotic: I'm silver 2 smurfing
“Over here he was playing insanely bad, so I asked about his elo and he told me that he’s on the same rank as me, so to avoid getting fired back and sounding like a hypocrite, I said I’m silver 2 smurfing”
Psychoneurotic: You're not paying attention Psychoneurotic: To your damn mana Psychoneurotic: And the damn Dragon Psychoneurotic: DRAGON Psychoneurotic: AMUMU Psychoneurotic: LOOK AT IT Psychoneurotic: IT'S THE FUCKING DRAGON Psychoneurotic: Dude Psychoneurotic: Can you not see it? Psychoneurotic: Are you glitched?. Psychoneurotic: Dragon
“He asked what he did wrong so I told him he’s not paying attention to his mana and then told him to pay attention to the Dragon but he refused and just went the other way so I kicked off a bit”
Psychoneurotic: Don't fight me ;) Psychoneurotic: FUCK THIS GUY Psychoneurotic: Just report him and Tahm Psychoneurotic: These trolls might be in your game next Psychoneurotic: Running around ruining game laughing
“Over here I kicked off so bad, when I saw Amumu being so horrible that I thought he’s trolling and Tahm continued trolling. I admit Amumu didn’t deserve it and that’s why I tried to make him happy afterwards”
Psychoneurotic: I'm 53 kg Psychoneurotic: That was smooth af Psychoneurotic: Thanks for lightening my mood up Psychoneurotic: Having 2 trolls in 1 game can be a bit annoying
“Over here Taric made some awesome jokes when he said “Are you fat Twitch?” and I answered No and he replied with “Because you’re fed” which is refered as having too much kills compared to others”
Psychoneurotic: You see? Psychoneurotic: He's trolling Psychoneurotic: Because he finds it funny to ruin other people's game
“Tahm kept swallowing me and spitting me at the enemy so they could kill me”
Psychoneurotic: Sorry for moaning to your chat guys, you're the only people who's trying to actually make the game fun instead of ruining it
“Over here I felt bad for talking to them for the entire game and sharing my pain since they never asked for it”
Psychoneurotic: Tahm Psychoneurotic: Because he got Supp Psychoneurotic: You see? Psychoneurotic: Eats me and throws me at you Psychoneurotic: I phyiscally cannot understand this kid Psychoneurotic: Shame Psychoneurotic: Go on Tahm Psychoneurotic: Tell 'em Psychoneurotic: The reason Psychoneurotic: That you're fucking up our game
“Here I was trying to find out a reason for why he’s trying and I found nothing but he didn’t like getting Support role”
Psychoneurotic: I get one shotted by Trynda
“Just saying one of the people in the enemy team was fed”
Psychoneurotic: Tahm is trolling Psychoneurotic: You're refusing to co-operate Amumu Psychoneurotic: Irelia hasn't said a single word
“People way refusing to do stuff properly and when someone tried to surrender and vote failed, I told them why we should’ve voted yes to Surrender” Psychoneurotic: STOP Psychoneurotic: People like Amumu should play games like Tetris if they hate teamwork this much Psychoneurotic: AMUMU Psychoneurotic: WE ARE Psychoneurotic: A TEAM Psychoneurotic: CO-OPERATE Psychoneurotic: Thank you for listening Psychoneurotic: For thing Psychoneurotic: Pay attention to your health and mana Psychoneurotic: Second thing: Psychoneurotic: Smite the Dragon Psychoneurotic: 3rd thing Psychoneurotic: Press R Psychoneurotic: To ult Psychoneurotic: When you press R Psychoneurotic: You use your strongest ability Psychoneurotic: Which makes an ultimate Psychoneurotic: With your Champion Psychoneurotic: Your Ult snares them Psychoneurotic: So when you are close to 5 enemies Psychoneurotic: Use your ult Psychoneurotic: Or 4 Psychoneurotic: Or 3 Psychoneurotic: Or 2 Psychoneurotic: Mumu Psychoneurotic: You got the potential Psychoneurotic: Pay attention to objectives Psychoneurotic: And your mana Psychoneurotic: STart it Psychoneurotic: Tahm Psychoneurotic: TAHM Psychoneurotic: MID Psychoneurotic: Don't mind Amumu Psychoneurotic: Farming Psychoneurotic: Nvm he's AFKing Psychoneurotic: Dude Psychoneurotic: If you got an emergency Psychoneurotic: Tell us Psychoneurotic: Instead of just leaving Psychoneurotic: Now stay in base and deal with the IRL problems. We don't mind
“I realised he might’ve had an issue IRL so I felt bad for him when I realised he’s not actually trolling so I tried to convince him that his life is more important and we don’t mind if he really has to leave”
Psychoneurotic: Ahahaha Psychoneurotic: So you'll beg for Trynda and Kata and Mf Psychoneurotic: To save you again Psychoneurotic: Sure Psychoneurotic: I'm on 30% hp Psychoneurotic: They were at my base Psychoneurotic: And I was on 30% hp
“Here when Taric came for another 1v1 I told him he’s gonna beg for his teammates to save him as I was being sarcastic and the last time we 1v1ed I ran away and my teammates saved me so I did it again as a joke and he was laughing at it too so I kept giving excuses to why I didn’t 1v1 him”
Psychoneurotic: Amumu Psychoneurotic: You alright? Psychoneurotic: I feel like you're a bit stressed Psychoneurotic: We can surr Psychoneurotic: If you have to go Psychoneurotic: You sure?
“Over here I got a bit worried for the poor lad and wanted to make sure if he’s alright and I said we can even end the game and lose if he has to go but he said he’s fine”
Psychoneurotic: Let's do a teamfight, shall we Psychoneurotic: Stay mid Psychoneurotic: Taliah Psychoneurotic: This greedy 11 years old kid Psychoneurotic: Thinks by getting enough kills Psychoneurotic: We can win the game Psychoneurotic: He literally only cares about his meaningless stats Psychoneurotic: So when he goes to his friends he's like "omg guys look at me I went talyah mid I did positive"
“Our mid laner didn’t give a single crap about us, never co-operated and barely communicated and then only go increase his stats, he costed us the game”
Psychoneurotic: 4v6 xD Psychoneurotic: wp
“Tahm was non-stop trolling and ruined the game for us and when I realised we can’t win anymore, I said my “Well played” to the enemy team and allies”
