People who play Vayne top should be castrated

piss time·8/6/2017, 12:48:03 AM·10 votes·7,938 views

I need to bitch on the forums because I got dicked down so hard as Singed versus a Vayne top. If you play Vayne top, you suck all of the fun out of top lane. Tanks go there, you don't. Go home to your cancer riddled lane already. Sorry bot lane mains, but you know it's true. Top has enough problems without your Batman lookin-ass up there ruining everyone else's fun. You disgust me Vayne top players. You disgust me.

33 Comments

OmegaChadSett8/6/2017, 12:48:26 AM8 votes

Agreed.

Ben Sharpio8/6/2017, 12:49:34 AM7 votes

singed is the most uninteractive top laner tho. Literally run around like a headless chicken, try to proxy and when someone shows up execute yourself. Don't interact with your team or enemy team, force your team to 4 v 5 all game. now THATS boring to play against.

NemeBro3/10/2018, 6:50:32 AM4 votes

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I need to bitch on the forums because I got dicked down so hard as Singed versus a Vayne top. If you play Vayne top, you suck all of the fun out of top lane.

Yeah because Singed is such a fucking blast to play against.

You guys are hilariously ridiculous.

Sujiren8/6/2017, 1:13:17 AM2 votes

Play equally braindead malphite and one shot the vayne whenever ult is up.

DaStruggIeEzreaI8/6/2017, 1:18:04 AM1 votes

"Tanks go top" is not even true. Champions who regularly go top who aren't tanks: Jayce, Camille, Tryndamere, Fiora, Kennen, Yasuo, Rumble, Vlad, Teemo, Irelia, Lissandra. And that's just off the top of my head. There are probably more. When you play a binary champion like singed, you're bound to have lane match ups that just aren't fun. Either accept it or don't play the champion?

rtbf2216514128/6/2017, 1:33:44 AM1 votes

Vayne? Counter pick for top lane?

Never...

Need Gold 4 Tent8/6/2017, 1:36:52 AM1 votes

I know what you mean OP. Fuck Pantheon players too... oh wait, I'm one of them.

SSmotzer8/6/2017, 1:59:47 AM1 votes

Can I still take Soraka in the jungle?

Buttsubushi3/10/2018, 6:47:48 AM1 votes

Riot originally designed and released Vayne around top lane. She never left top lane mate.

[vayne-pose]

CannonLordFreed8/6/2017, 1:08:19 AM1 votes

Then take Kayle back from the support role, I'm tired of seeing her in bot.

gabetheguy8/6/2017, 12:52:17 AM1 votes

........what?

vayne top is complete ass.