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People who play Vayne top should be castrated

piss time··10 votes·7,938 views

I need to bitch on the forums because I got dicked down so hard as Singed versus a Vayne top. If you play Vayne top, you suck all of the fun out of top lane. Tanks go there, you don't. Go home to your cancer riddled lane already. Sorry bot lane mains, but you know it's true. Top has enough problems without your Batman lookin-ass up there ruining everyone else's fun. You disgust me Vayne top players. You disgust me.

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OmegaChadSett8 votes

Agreed.

OmegaChadSett10 votes

What's worse is that they typically lose since they have a shit comp late game, and it's solely just to ruin your day.

Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes

Not really, the reason she's there is kinda like the reason people play pantheon (i know, i'm an evil person too). Thing is, while a pantheon does fall off and become useless, she is an adc. she will scale. Teamcomp wise, if you go standard, then it doesn't quite work like you said. However, there are a few ways this could go:

Vayne is an ADC, regardless of what lane she goes. That means that the team no longer needs another ADC bot lane, and they could run Leona/Jarvan to fuck your bot lane up too, without having the lategame teamcomp handicap, and the 2 bot laners will later transition into tanks mid-lategame. Same with top lane, since there are bruisers/tanks bot, there will be no squishy overload even if you run ADC top, and there will be no lack of sustained damage that usually results from running a kill lane bot.

Besides, jungle is another role that can be adjusted to fit the comp, especially since most of the tank junglers now are quite good.

Ben Sharpio7 votes

singed is the most uninteractive top laner tho. Literally run around like a headless chicken, try to proxy and when someone shows up execute yourself. Don't interact with your team or enemy team, force your team to 4 v 5 all game. now THATS boring to play against.

piss time2 votes

Singed can do plenty more than that. A lot of Singed players DO proxy, but in this meta, it's a lot harder to do. Singed can peel well for his team, engage teamfights with a good flip, and stop engages with his slow/ground. He's got plenty of good stuff, but I do agree, he can feel a little boring to go against. At least most of the time, it's not low elo Darius levels of annoying.

NemeBro4 votes

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I need to bitch on the forums because I got dicked down so hard as Singed versus a Vayne top. If you play Vayne top, you suck all of the fun out of top lane.

Yeah because Singed is such a fucking blast to play against.

You guys are hilariously ridiculous.

BeatzBoyFTW1 votes

7 month old thread.

Sujiren2 votes

Play equally braindead malphite and one shot the vayne whenever ult is up.

piss time1 votes

Even Malphite has troubles dealing with Vayne, because no matter how much armor you build, you can't itemize against %max health true damage. Not so rock solid any more. ; ^(

Sujiren1 votes

Malphite is the best tank in the game at killing vayne. Not only his burst damage is high for a tank, but its pretty reliable, and his e ground slam reduces attack speed by a lot. Attack speed /=whole Vayne's dps, because she is all aa based. Less attack speed less true damage and silverbolt procs.

Aeszarck1 votes

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Even Malphite has troubles dealing with Vayne, because no matter how much armor you build, you can't itemize against %max health true damage. Not so rock solid any more. ; ^(

Yes you can, Randuin's Omen and Frozen Heart are both examples of itemization against Vayne's %max health true damage. Both items are great on Malphite too.

Not only that, but the armor vastly helps against the physical damage part of Vayne; the part where most of her damage comes from!

gabetheguy1 votes

........what?

vayne top is complete ass.

piss time3 votes

Can I at least have your reasoning? It might not fit a team comp late game, but all they do is fuck you over early game because 95% of top laners are melee. They're only in it to fuck you.

gabetheguy2 votes

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Can I at least have your reasoning? It might not fit a team comp late game, but all they do is fuck you over early game because 95% of top laners are melee. They're only in it to fuck you.

exactly. it doesn't fit team comps late game. if the toplaner just plays passive and farms vayne suddenly gets removed from the game by any assasin.

piss time1 votes

Being that she was 5/0 by 15 minutes, I don't think anyone could have stopped her. I do think it's partially on me for not playing as safely as possible, but getting poked under tower by 80 damage autos over and over whittled me down from full to nothing rather quickly. No matter how many pots I chugged, I'd get poked down under tower with no way to fight back. It's a dirty thing to watch, and even dirtier to experience.

Jorencice2 votes

The answer is always karthus.

L2 top karthus.

CamilleRule341 votes

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Can I at least have your reasoning? It might not fit a team comp late game, but all they do is fuck you over early game because 95% of top laners are melee. They're only in it to fuck you.

While 95% of top laners are Melee, the ones that are S Tier picks have either gap closers or "get over heres" that make vayne's short little auto attack range very apparent.

If you're playing singed you really shouldnt be IN lane with her much at all. You should maybe at lvl6 bull doze her. Singed is just a bad pick in general, imo, unless you know exactly what you're doing.

Also if you KNOW its gonna be vayne top, play Jayce, Gnar, Gurgot, Quinn, or anyone else with range that you think could work up there.

piss time1 votes

This was a Vayne who counterpicked me. I picked Singed because we had no way to deal with their Rammus, and most Rammus players already chase people anyways. Singed ends up slowly killing him without needing to deal with his armor. Vayne (in my opinions is one of the best Singed counters. Condemn gets you away from her, your ground can only last so long, and if you aren't tanky enough, she can just chase you down with her ulted passive and kill you.

CannonLordFreed1 votes

Then take Kayle back from the support role, I'm tired of seeing her in bot.

piss time1 votes

Tanks can typically weather the storm that a Kayle can bring, because you can at least itemize against her. % max health true damage is not so kind.

CannonLordFreed1 votes

Then take her out of my lane and give us vayne back so I can get back to curbstomping her early game.

DaStruggIeEzreaI1 votes

"Tanks go top" is not even true. Champions who regularly go top who aren't tanks: Jayce, Camille, Tryndamere, Fiora, Kennen, Yasuo, Rumble, Vlad, Teemo, Irelia, Lissandra. And that's just off the top of my head. There are probably more. When you play a binary champion like singed, you're bound to have lane match ups that just aren't fun. Either accept it or don't play the champion?

piss time1 votes

I'd argue Vlad is a tank, but I also agree he has a lot of consistent AP damage to back him up. I agree that those champions DO indeed go top lane, it doesn't phase out the fact that there are still tanks that go top lane. I'll admit, venting on the forums is a bit of a pussy thing to do, but hey, I'm an emotional man. Also, Vayne can still fight back those champions. Urgot would have a huge problem with Vayne, do to his weakness to kiting, and if you're up close to her, she can condemn you away. Tryndamere doesn't have a consistent enough gap closer to chase her down, due to her tumble and condemn (granted, if he catches her, she pops like a balloon.) Rumble can't get close, and have you seen a Lissandra in the past month that wasn't in an ARAM? Probably, but I sure haven't.

rtbf2216514121 votes

Vayne? Counter pick for top lane?

Never...

Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes

I know what you mean OP. Fuck Pantheon players too... oh wait, I'm one of them.

SSmotzer1 votes

Can I still take Soraka in the jungle?

piss time1 votes

Not on my team, but you do you ; ^)

SSmotzer1 votes

THE BANAMBULANCE RIDES AGAIN!

Buttsubushi1 votes

Riot originally designed and released Vayne around top lane. She never left top lane mate.

[vayne-pose]

BeatzBoyFTW1 votes

0 picks at top lane in all competitive matches.

HalcyonDweller1 votes

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Riot originally designed and released Vayne around top lane. She never left top lane mate.

[vayne-pose]

You just necro'd a 7 month old post.

Buttsubushi1 votes

These are boards, not forums. The posts are usually sorted by "best" or "hot" for a reason.

HalcyonDweller1 votes

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These are boards, not forums. The posts are usually sorted by "best" or "hot" for a reason.

you were the first comment on it in 7 months, nobody else could have been the one who necro'd it. It wasn't "hot" or "best." I can't even figure out how you somehow stumbled across it at all.

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