Bring back Heimerdinger to his former glory!

Hi, I'm Calibrate, and I'm here to calibrate some justice into League of Legends.

I come to you with a request: Please bring back the old Heimerdinger!

I recently came back from a long hiatus, and I noticed you've changed Heimerdingers turrets! The rest of the changes (his grenade and missiles) are cool, but there is something wrong with Heimerdinger now. His turrets are useless! What is the point of having turrets you need to stay nearby for them to work? It deducts all of the fun of having turrets. Having to babysit them is not that fun!

Also, with this new change, we can't set up traps anymore! Should shaco have to stay near his JITBs? NO!

Please, Riot, turn his turret handling back to his former glory. They are useless now! Make them weaker, for what it's worth, to compensate. Right now, he's not fun to play!

Also, I'm not acting entitled, because I've bought so many skins I could be a shareholder in your company. So my words come with power and truth. And if I were in charge, I'd totally let Heimerdinger create an infinite amount (or an absurdly high amount, like 10) turrets. He could be called Turretdinger. For every turret you place, all of the turrets' strength is reduced. Tactical, fun and turrety!