Absolutely mental Big Chungus takes 7.5k True damage in the span of 2.5 seconds and then dies

https://i.imgur.com/y8kSR4b.png

HeyGuysHowIsItGoingKripparianHere, just leaving some lines here to briefly explain my complicated concept since such clean cut images of the state of the game are probably not enough for mods to not insta-delete your posts.

What seems to be the problem:

• I took almost double my normal Life Points in true damage as in less than 2.5 seconds from undodgeable abilities I think this is unaccetable because:

1. I'm prioritizing tank items, I should not be going down in just 2.5 seconds from two champions alone;
2. The champions who did the damage can't walk and chew a gum at the same time, or in other words, all that damage is undodgeable, easy to access and unmitigable, therefore it shouldn't be that much that quickly.

My solution:

1. Remove %health true damage on hypercarries from the game {can't say this phrase without laughing}
2. Remove Conqueror
3. Buff immobile Mages (Singed included) ,':^) (Immobile mage supremacy is the only truth for fixing the game)

Discuss in the comments on what you think about doing 9k (83% of that being unmitigable) damage in 2.5 seconds to a with PogChamp