Okay Riot, enough is enough.

LadyClementina··3 votes·824 views

Since I don't know where to start, let's see:

1. You, people, are incompetent. (Yes, this is meant in general meaning).

2. Gameplay. (Okay, did you ever took your developers to some other moba based games? LIke Aion of Strife, DotA 1, DotA 2, Smite? Any game basically that have physics inside of it. I understand incompetence, but please, there is literally already 10 well-done moba role models before League of Legends were even a thing. How hard is to balance gameplay, create normal queue matchmaker system and so on? Do you even understand how to create dynamic events in a game? Cmon, it doesn't have to be high quality like in MOST OTHER games, just to not be plainly lazy and retarded, k?).

3. Matchmaking system. (Yeah you had this one coming for a LONG TIME. Tell me, after 10 years of League of Legends, how can you not be ashamed that you can't put together matchmaking system? How does it even works? Do I get matched with worst people on the planet possible while the enemy team gets's people who are almost pros in 80% of my games on purpose? Cmon, if you have something against me, let's hear it. If not, me and a bunch of.... let's say few hundred of thousands of players wonders when are you gonna make proper matchmaking?)

4. Toxicity. (Look, I understand liberalism is a mental disorder, and some of your employees might be liberals. But please... for the love of God's mercy, can you stop selling this shit to adult people? It would be fine if your game were just for little kids, but having to deal with idiots that call on toxicity FOR EVERY SINGLE THING THEY DO is actual toxicity. Not what you mean by that pointless, blatant, mindless buzzword. How about you get qualified people to actually judge punishment system? How long will it be since we can actually get people being punished for an actual abusive behavior instead of virtue signaling? For what do you even pay your employees? I hope I don't have to be more clear on this issue.

5. Guide, teaching new players. (Look, I know older players get's to be rude to the new ones, but did you for a second stand down and think realistically why does that happen? NO, IT'S NOT TOXICITY AND IT'S NOT PLAYER WHO IS RUDE FAULT. "Anger is a legitimate response in the face of injustice". Ever heard it? I doubt so, but anyway, let's rationalize that a bit. You are those who create this injustice towards other players. And you do it because you think matching new people with older players will teach new players how to play? How dumb can you be to actually believe that? What this does, in reality, is create frustration for both old and new people. It's not our job (as an old player) to teach new ones. We don't own a game, we just play it. YOU OWN YOUR GAME, IT'S YOUR GOD DAMN JOB TO TEACH NEW PLAYERS HOW TO PLAY AND IMPLEMENT SYSTEMS AND TRICKS THAT WILL DO IT. Didn't your team say they have people like ICE FROG? LAST TIME I CHECKED, ANYTHING MADE BY THAT GUY WAS ALMOST PERFECT. THIS IS ALMOST RUBBISH. Didn't your team say you have a bunch of psychologist behind a game behavior in social construction? Because by a chance I'm one, and YOU SHOULD CONSIDERING FIRING CURRENT AND HIRING AN ACTUAL COMPETENT CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU IN DETAIL WHY THE FUCK YOUR GAME IS NOT WORKING.

6. It get's worse, YOUR GAME IS NOT WORKING. (Like I already covered matchmaking, gameplay, toxicity, guide aspect of a game, so what is left? Of course pure brokenness. What does that mean? Yeah, it means your game contains anomalies. AND THIS IS NOT STAR TREK MOVIE. Sometimes, skill delays for no reason, sometimes environment works against you for no apparent reason, sometimes last hitting bugs and not counts in close call situations, sometimes part of the damage done mysteriously doesn't count. Did I mention the lack of actual real physics inside of a game? And mathematics at that? I think I did, FOR VERY GOOD REASON, BECAUSE THIS GAME CONTAINS NONE. LITERALLY NONE. HOW IT DOES EVEN NOT CRASHED AFTER DOUBLE CLICKING LOL.EXE IS BEYOND ME.

7 Conclusion. (Taking everything I've said in an account, did you bother checking youtube for people saying this same thing for 10 years now? You keep milking money by pure laziness. Yes, I specifically talk about bonus content you create for a game. Tell me, from 1 to 10, how lazy designers who are on that task are? Like do you understand that different skin for a champion ward or anything else HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE DIFFERENT, NOT THE SAME SHIT AS DEFAULT MODEL JUST RESKINED. YOU SPENT HOURS UPON HOURS WRITING STUPID LORE OF EVERY SINGLE CHAMPION THERE IS, AND HOW MANY PEOPLE BOTHERED READING THAT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 5% OF PEOPLE PLAYING GAME? MAYBE 10%? N O T E V E N T H A T M U C H. HOW ABOUT ACTUALLY SPENDING ALL THAT TIME IN AN ACTUAL CREATION OF SOMETHING PEOPLE CARE FOR AND PAY FOR? Like the skins are. I'm giving you free tips that any reasonable market manager would ask nice paycheck to actually tell you this. And I'm not the first nor the last who did it.

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4 Comments

Hyquiem2 votes

I spectated a master tier game, by far it was just sad, the late game azir was littlery 5 of the 8 kills on the red team. Then the auto fills, who are MASTER TIER! Fed like thy have no idea how to play the lane. Even a silver 5 top laner can b auto filled and he has a billionaire’s life span to win the auto filled lane. I’m starting to think the rank system is more rigged in terms of who are the oldest players to who are the newest.

LadyClementina1 votes

I won't even bother thinking how that shit possibly happened. Like matchmaking system, especially for ranked is so god damn broken, not even some omnipotent life form can now fix it.

Quinzley2 votes

The downvotes always amaze me.

LadyClementina2 votes

Well, it's dumb people who would eat anything that their favorite company throws up, no matter how bad it is. Downvotes from such a people mean nothing. It's just literally a number on some website for some online game. That's all about it really.

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