Riot rly, rly, RLY needs to nerf teemo. They know how stupidly broken he his and yet they won't do anything about it. They must clearly see people callng him "Satan" and seeing why they do and yet won't do anything about this. Heck, they can rework them for all I (And many others) care. As long as he doesn't deal a stupid amount of damage and the fking shrooms and poison are gone, we're fine.
ZLbSwAR23I6 votesOnly bad players complain about Teemo.
Downvote all you want, I don't care, it's the truth. You do not see a single good player complaining about Teemo because he's absolute trash, a gimmick champ.
JayHog19921 votesAmen, only amateurs would be killed by Teemo for not buying MR. 1-2 items is enough unless he's fed enough to get magic pen.
Penns1 votesStat wise better than Nautilus, Fiora, Poppy, Malph,... top lel-
ZLbSwAR23I1 votesStat wise better than Nautilus, Fiora, Poppy, Malph,... top lel-
No...
Penns1 voteshttps://i.gyazo.com/d6be374569ef7b3e5d9e4457e14a9a0a.png and Poppy is down at 45... rip
ZLbSwAR23I1 voteshttps://i.gyazo.com/d6be374569ef7b3e5d9e4457e14a9a0a.png and Poppy is down at 45... rip
Win rates mean absolute jack in this scenario and if you don't understand that then your understanding of the game isn't good enough to warrant an opinion on a champion's ability.
Xanit2 votesI think it's more the fact that his entire kit is designed to be undodgeable and annoying. He comboes single target damage and disables, has constant movement speed boosts instead of conditional ones, and defuses situations at seemingly random with his ult. It makes laning against him and fighting against him in general a total pain. It also rewards him for players happening to stumble upon a decision he made 3 minutes ago.
Without just going through the list of abilities and acting marvelled at why they're allowed to exist, I'll just say... Nothing he does is based on player skill. It doesn't give feedback to the player directly on how they're doing. It punishes the enemy laner for existing, not for making a mistake. He directly counters an entire class of champions (melee) and only succeeds in doing so when he is in an isolated lane where his opponent cannot get help easily, forcing the jungler to camp or to ignore the lane, both of which are just unfun game states.
With targeted damage and disability, free extra damage and free mobility, he is absolutely poorly designed and unfair.
III BAKURYU III 1 votesThis is just what I DO if I get stuck against a Teemo top
I don't get 
I personally don't like that item against him IDK WHY but I don't
I get two of these instead 
(YES YES I know the JOKE already) and 4 HP pots which I also get the secret stash mastery so I get more HP back and mana if he is being very annoying.
The reason why is because for some reason the will say the base health regen stat when you look up the item but when you are in the shop or outside the shop looking at the item it will say something like 6 hp per 5 secs if that is true that is the same thing as the Doran shield but instead I get 2 of them so its double now.
The other reason is because on my first back I can upgrade one of them into an item that helps either me personally 
or if he is getting big I can get 
to help my team with the MONSTER that I created. You can sell the second after lane phase is over.
THAT IS JUST ME PERSONALLY. Never been a fan of the Starting Doran items
