Please explain purpose of silly pseudocovenant

Having spent a decade working in nonaccredited legal support, I'm curious that a company employing community college graduates in data entry (meaning API "programming") and high-school-student "gamemasters" who would all be eaten alive by a mere Notary Public if they went on the record before a Master to argue a motion, have come up with this Kindergarten pseudo-punitive procedure of having some 13-year-old kid thumbtype "I Agree" in response to a hillariously worded demand-for-nonreciprocal-covenant because the kid's mom's router temporarily failed and had to be reset and the kid thererefore wasn't able to join the match until five minutes after it had started. Can someone explain to me what putting that pretty hat on an ugly donkey is all about? It only makes Riot Games look ridiculous.